Kobe Bryant, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Los Angeles Lakers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Kobe ," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Kobe felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a brilliant Black, Silver & White, sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous San Antonio Spurs flag, and in every window a Spurs logo.
Kobe looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question: I won 3 NBA Championships, more awards than I can remember and am one of the greatest players of all time."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Kobe ?"
"Well, why does Tim Duncan get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said " Kobe , that's not Tim's house, ..it's MINE."
Way to change out the names and lines of the joke.
not as funny as the jordan one, duncan has more awards than kobe so he deserves a larger house.
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