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rappers always have a hype man who just runs around the stage with a microphone yelling out what the rapper just said and basically acting like a kid with ADHD.
I don't get it, please explain.hype man manu has quickly become the best thing about this thread.
rappers always have a hype man who just runs around the stage with a microphone yelling out what the rapper just said and basically acting like a kid with ADHD.
Ok now i get it, thank you
Ummmmm....... No, you actually did not fix anything, learn to read
you indeed are a flopper
didn't do anything to bring me to the Spurs
now you'll have to sign a contract with Topper
Me, i just have a shoe deal with Anta
befriended by Yao
you get to sign a lot more contracts
now you say you don't anything against the Spurs
after spending all summer sucking my on the Olympic village
you ended up in the floor
crying after no contact like a girl in a mens scrimmage
Damn
Rappin Scola is looking for EPIC FAIL.
What, What, What
put your hands up! put your hands up!
Just like my boy said, KBP
V-Span euroleague MVP!
Just like my boy said, KBP
V-Span euroleague MVP!
Some people say I couldn't cut it in NBA today
You wouldn't say that if Spain you watch me play
Rappin' Shaq, Horry and Kobies got the big rings
But you can't go to market and buy fresh goat cheese
V-Span hates his life when he play with the Rockets
He hates Americans, they all Davey Crockett's
If I played with the Spurs, a 'chip you could lock it
Rap about me I punch you in the eye socket
Now that you know V-Span is king of the jungle
He's ready to take on this rapper royal rumble
If you talk about me I hear it fast
Because in ing Greece: WE HAVE COMCAST
I'm in Greece now, but soon I be in your face
Sprinkle some FETA cheese on, and tell my how my ass taste.
I’m not a rapper I’m a hype man
But I’ll bring it out for the right man
Oops did I say man well I meant
I thought we were boys but I’ll drop you like jock itch
You just hate because they love me
Who carried the flag for our country?
This ain’t track meet boy you ain’t in this race
YO SCOLA TELL ME HOW MY CULO TASTES
I SAID TELL ME HOW MY CULO TASTES
JUST THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
JUST THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
JUST THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
those lines are too long
Alright we gotta do a reveal of the Rappin' Trolls, this is too hilarious.
Hype Man Manu is the .
lol wow
The entire message board has gone off the rails in the best possible way... this has probably been the greatest summer in sports message board history.
With that in mind, I have to link us to the thread that I believe started it all: http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89344
Now here we go
Hype Man Manu is the .
Another Argie to suck butt
Y'all claim to have balls
But Epic Failure never showed
All this energy and time
Trying to repeat as champs
What were we playing for?
to let Melo punk our ass
You should be the Main hype man
Since that of yours
couldn't lay my ass down
I own yours, KBP and V-SPan's Rappin' ass
Now i'll have to run out this thread
Before the big boys arrive
i got here as fast i could.
Like Kobe said, Shaq's rhymes ain't what they used to be
They gettin' old and sloppy just like his knees
He can't hold himself up, he's too weak to survive
Shaq's the only pussy in a place full of guys
I ed on his face, he's too shameful to come out
He needs some tissues and napkins to clean up his mouth
Shaq, you gotta step off the throne, you not the best anymore
Say it with me, tell me how my ass taste times in' FOUR!
Hey Kobe you’re just a big ass wussy
When I get done with you, you’ll be licking on my pussy.
Kobe you think you’re the cuz you got with me?
Well the jokes on you, cuz I got HIV.
We went to your room had sex and rubbed me down with honey.
The next week I took you to court and got lots of yo money.
You want to stay with Vanessa so you go buy her a big rock.
I guess she does not mind being with a man that has a tiny .
So you Kobe your not worth my time.
Im going to go have a glass of wine on your dime.
This is rap battle, not slam poetry.
What's up all you trash motha as?
Nash is in tha house.
Will some big black man,
Please come put your in my mouth.
See, I come from that land up north,
where white boys like me can ball.
But since I've been in the NBA,
I've been wishing I was 7 feet tall.
I try my hardest to play ball,
but have you ever seen me defend?
Its like turning on Broke Back Mountain,
and watching that all the way to the end.
Sure when I need to, I can make that shot,
but what I'm really thinking about,
is sucking Tony Parker's .
He runs me up and down the court,
turning me on with those sweet ass moves.
Almost makes me wish I had a vagina, and a set of boobs.
One person has never been owned so much,
every year, by the same team.
I always end up in a press conference,
Holding my ballsack in a pair of jeans.
Kobe has dunked his nuts straight on my head,
So everyone please stop talking trash.
because there isn't a single rapper in this thread,
that's been on as much as Steve Nash.
Ever since Shaq's been on the Suns,
I've been checking out those sweet black buns.
I really wan't Rappin' Shaq over at my place,
So Nash, not Kobe, can tell Shaq just how sweet his ass taste.
MASSIVE FAILURE
Scola coming at V-Span, I got this argie in my pocket
How you like sloppy seconds, I already play for the rockets
Your a poor mans Shaq, but not quite as fat
How can you be 7 foot tall and be hung like a Greek gnat?
I ball better than you, tell me something I don't know
We have something in common, the Spurs let us both go
In the second round your team is a no show
I'd rather play in Greece and make up my cash flow
Scola do your post move, pivot then spin
So predictable thats why you never win
If you want to visit Greece, you can stay at my place
Turn on Comcast, and tell me how my ass taste
Last edited by Rappin' V-Span; 09-04-2008 at 04:03 PM.
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