This thread needs to be stopped now and placed in classics before more people it up.
Look it's the first guy to call me out
in a battle of careers I win in a rout
you try to start and you ain't fit to mow my lawn
when it comes to bball you're a power wheels, and I'm Megatron
At 30 i won 3 times on the way to four
At 30 you were picking canadians off the floor
You can't step to this, you ain't in my class
Borris would lose a game savin your ass
ive made more clutch shots cause I got balls of lead
You ain't done , cause you got a vagina with no tread
I had to end my career through a simple twist of fate
I wore all my rings, and knees gave due to weight
When it comes to this you nothin but a fake
Hey Raja tell me how my ass tastes
This thread needs to be stopped now and placed in classics before more people it up.
Dear Rappers
Get the out, your master is, here
I'll own you on the court, like Cheney owned a, deer
Come draft time I'll be the number one choice for a, pick
Just like you're wife's number one choice for a,
She likes to call me, papi
And when im done her Vagina is so, sloppy
I stretch out her, "V-Span"
as far as i, can
It's now much, wider
And now more fun to, ride her
When I have kids, I'll name them all Toby
And show them clips of when Rudy lit up Kobe
Kobe, did that white girl at least have a nice thong?
I dont know what sickens me more
All your rhymes, or the Oden infatuation by tlong
When I enter the league, Ill be a thunder!
Yes I can't wait, Rubio the Thunder!!
I liked the show THUNDERCATS!!!
HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You rappers are, pussies
I just owned all your, tooshies
Adios putos
Rubio is the only one worse than Scola, there should be a vote for a rappin tournament and only those allowed to post
All weak raps need to be deleted, and this placed in classics ASAP!
would you mind not sucking his so much and go your cousin![]()
Some of the weak raps (like Scola's) got ripped up and it was awesome.
Alright guys enough, that’s it, time to call this thread a rap.
As for me its time for my late night snack.
Rappin’ Shaq is by far the #1 poster.
I aint no rapper, I just eat and build roller coasters.
All you little chumps need to get a life.
By the way, Angel Luv, will you be my wife?
Just sitting her waiting for this game to be over.
Bout to watch McCain dominate and take the world over.
Most of you es don’t like me or find me funny.
I don’t give a because I got more money.
Look at me, you hoes, I aint getting any bigger.
So do you your little gay jokes, I BELONG TO CLUB RICHER!!
ing Communist
not bad, Rappin' Tpark, not bad at all
Fun thread. Shaq, Kobe, and Horry are great. And Manu is killing me.![]()
you leave and look what pops up
I'm tired of listening to all you posers jeer
While I got here through blood sweat and tears.
Haters question my supremacy
But they can't deny I resurrected Boston's dynasty.
I deposed the King
Ripped through the Prince.
Took out the reigning MVP
And won a ring even with the choke artist KG.
Yo Kobe we have a lot of in common
I, too, got away with rape this year in Boston.
But I went one step further, try this on for size
My rape of you was in' televised.
So all you posers this ain't no gymboree
You little kids are faker than my knee injury.
I'm the best player in the world
My uniform, my armor, the ball, my sword.
Those who cross me I will lay to waste
Yo kobe prince james horford tell me how my ass tastes.
Rapping Mr. Robinson made me weep with tears of joyful laughter.
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this kinda puts your haiku thread to shame![]()
looks like this thread finally cooled down
When will the album Spurstalk - Rap Compilation come out?
I was born in the wrong century . . . and country.
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