Co-worker

[ATRAIN]

I think she chews ice too.

I hate her already!!!

[I. Hustle]

Here is what you do if you really want to see what’s up. You go home cut your hair. You can either go with the short feathered back look or a buzz cut. Then hit the goodwill up and get some suits. Don’t go for anything too pricy and if you can, buy a size that is a little baggy on you. Then start practicing saying stuff like “Hey yo!” and “Damn dem broads, they all love what I got”. Once you’ve got that down go into work and say that you are Chuck the new guy. Always ALWAYS make sure that you roll up the sleeves on your suit. Guys do that.
Start flirting with her. Say stuff that guys would say like. Hey yous got a nice can or Whoa! What a rack a lamb you got there babe. She’ll eat it up guaranteed. Then once you’ve got her and made out with her a few times. Rip off all your clothes and reveal that you are a woman. This will totally work and will mess her up for the rest of her life.
Or you can just ignore her because it’s not really all that important.

[angel_luv]

What did you have to do to win those gift cards?



Thanks Mrs!

We played Bingo.

We had to make an " E" shape on our card, right, Bo?

[balli]

Besides cancer, death or that type of thing I could picture very few things worse than playing games with my co-workers at a company event. I remember once I was forced to go on a "team-building" retreat to a ropes course- it was easily one of the top 5 worst days of my life.

[BacktoBasics]

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office . Is that what you want?"

[I. Hustle]

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office . Is that what you want?"

And if she says yes?

[balli]

And if she says yes?

Give me her number.

[remingtonbo2001]

We played Bingo.

We had to make an " E" shape on our card, right, Bo?

Yep.

[remingtonbo2001]

Give me her number.

[JudynTX]

Here is what you do if you really want to see what’s up. You go home cut your hair. You can either go with the short feathered back look or a buzz cut. Then hit the goodwill up and get some suits. Don’t go for anything too pricy and if you can, buy a size that is a little baggy on you. Then start practicing saying stuff like “Hey yo!” and “Damn dem broads, they all love what I got”. Once you’ve got that down go into work and say that you are Chuck the new guy. Always ALWAYS make sure that you roll up the sleeves on your suit. Guys do that.
Start flirting with her. Say stuff that guys would say like. Hey yous got a nice can or Whoa! What a rack a lamb you got there babe. She’ll eat it up guaranteed. Then once you’ve got her and made out with her a few times. Rip off all your clothes and reveal that you are a woman. This will totally work and will mess her up for the rest of her life.
Or you can just ignore her because it’s not really all that important.

I will ignore her.

We played Bingo.

We had to make an " E" shape on our card, right, Bo?

It should have been to make a Heart shape on the bingo card.

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office . Is that what you want?"

B2B....keeping it real.

[angel_luv]

It should have been to make a Heart shape on the bingo card.

That would have been cute!!!

A guy picked the shape, clearly.

[Shelly]

Try this:

You: "Good morning, Unsociable Co-Worker."

UCW: *blank stare*

You answering for her: "Good morning, LadySpur! I'm doing well. Thanks for asking."

Maybe she'll get the hint. Seriously, is it that hard to say o to someone?

[mrsmaalox]

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office . Is that what you want?"

I think she probably already knows damn well what she's doing!

[BacktoBasics]

And if she says yes?

Then everyone would know she was a . The entire office would

1. leave comdoms, anal lube, valtrax, rubber gloves and other kinds of on her desk.
2. whisper everytime she walked by
3. give her unapproving stares of hatred
4. plaster up her car with porno pictures

on and on and on

[BacktoBasics]

I think she probably already knows damn well what she's doing!

She might but she also might think that no one cares or doesn't know she's a

ignorance is bliss

[ORION]

she sounds hot and I think she has big boobs

[I. Hustle]

Then everyone would know she was a . The entire office would

1. leave comdoms, anal lube, valtrax, rubber gloves and other kinds of on her desk.
2. whisper everytime she walked by
3. give her unapproving stares of hatred
4. plaster up her car with porno pictures

on and on and on

Is that why I always have that all over my desk and car?!

[ORION]

Then everyone would know she was a . The entire office would

1. leave comdoms, anal lube, valtrax, rubber gloves and other kinds of on her desk.
2. whisper everytime she walked by
3. give her unapproving stares of hatred
4. plaster up her car with porno pictures

on and on and on

How do I become this person who gets all this free stuff? No more coupons for me. AstroGlide is going up in price. every little bit helps

[JudynTX]

She might but she also might think that no one cares or doesn't know she's a

ignorance is bliss

She's the office who always forgets her keys too.

[I. Hustle]

she sounds hot and I think she has big boobs

That's what I thought. Why talk to the itty bitty ty committee right?

[SpursWoman]

Try this:

You: "Good morning, Unsociable Co-Worker."

UCW: *blank stare*

You answering for her: "Good morning, LadySpur! I'm doing well. Thanks for asking."

Maybe she'll get the hint. Seriously, is it that hard to say o to someone?

Not everyone is as proficient at talking to themselves as we are, you know.

[ATRAIN]

Women are just haters bottom line. If she doesnt want to talk to you, maybe its because your hating on her. She gets along with guys better, I have female friends like that.

[Brutalis]

I bet she's hot. only reason you dislike her

[JudynTX]

Not everyone is as proficient at talking to themselves as we are, you know.

True

Women are just haters bottom line. If she doesnt want to talk to you, maybe its because your hating on her. She gets along with guys better, I have female friends like that.

That's fine and dandy if she only gets along with guys. She still bugs the heck out of me.

[balli]

Women are just haters bottom line.

Yeah, my gut feeling is just that she's a catty , which although it sounds sexist, isn't really that unusual. Women are ing paranoid, jealous psychos towards one another all the time.