Have you had sex in all 50 states?

[JudynTX]

Its not a matter of not getting some, its a matter of me only being in only a few states outside of Texas while sexually active.

Take a trip to Iowa, you'll have plenty of time to have sex in that state.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to .

Inside the church? Did the power of Christ compel you?

Only one church parking lot here. And I felt dirty afterward.

At least more so than usual.

[mrsmaalox]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to .

Interesting. You're correct, you will be going right to !

[ATRAIN]

I aint skeered

I got your back bro!!

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to .

Yeah I dont even have any of those. I do however have my old high school pig farm lmao.......DONT ASK!!

[ATRAIN]

You'll be producing body heat, you'll be fine.

Now this is true but wouldnt heat in the snow make it melt thus causing an avalanche?

[desflood]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to .

"I need an old priest and a young priest!"

[Evan]

"I need an old priest and a young priest!"

[Evan]

Inside the church? Did the power of Christ compel you?

Only one church parking lot here. And I felt dirty afterward.

At least more so than usual.

All outside and I felt horrible….but hey…I was young dumb and ………stuff...

[Evan]

Interesting. You're correct, you will be going right to !

You'll be sitting next to me Miss Easy

And thanks Atrain...but I aint sharing dessy

[dirk4mvp]

i haven't done it in tx.....mrsmaalox?

[JudynTX]

Now this is true but wouldnt heat in the snow make it melt thus causing an avalanche?

What the are you doing in the snow?

The thrusting would create an avalance.

[ATRAIN]

You'll be sitting next to me Miss Easy

And thanks Atrain...but I aint sharing dessy

LOL to the Miss Easy!!! I am not asking to share man, its all you. Just offering my services to watch yo back.

i haven't done it in tx.....mrsmaalox?

thats my boy. Just do what I told you and your money!!

[ATRAIN]

What the are you doing in the snow?

The thrusting would create an avalance.

If im going to bang someone in Alaska might as well go all out!! For example when I go to Chicago it has to be in the Sears Tower!! You know that why I can sight see and get my nut on at the same time.

[desflood]

C'mon. Everybody's seen Austin Powers II.

[mrsmaalox]

You'll be sitting next to me Miss Easy

And thanks Atrain...but I aint sharing dessy

I don't think so. I've never done it any where near a church!

[JudynTX]

If im going to bang someone in Alaska might as well go all out!! For example when I go to Chicago it has to be in the Sears Tower!! You know that why I can sight see and get my nut on at the same time.

Why didn't I think of that when I was @ the Sears Tower!

Michigan Ave anyone?

[ATRAIN]

I don't think so. I've never done it any where near a church!

But you have done it in the ass which is un-natural so your going to .

[mrsmaalox]

What the are you doing in the snow?

The thrusting would create an avalance.

I thought an avalanche could be caused by loud noises, no? If so then maybe the screaming.

[ATRAIN]

Why didn't I think of that when I was @ the Sears Tower!

Michigan Ave anyone?

I need to go back to NYC now that Im not talking to someone. What would be a good landmark? I was thinking either in the subway or in yankee stadium. Or on Wall Street, but I almost got mugged in that area so im not really fond of it.

[ATRAIN]

I thought an avalanche could be caused by loud noises, no? If so then maybe the screaming.

Oh thats not a problem, I always carry a roll of duck tape and a dirty sock with me for occasions like that.

[Evan]

C'mon. Everybody's seen Austin Powers II.

can't recall

I don't think so. I've never done it any where near a church!

cmon you sassy lil devil...lets serenade satan

[mrsmaalox]

But you have done it in the ass which is un-natural so your going to .

What?!

[Evan]

What?!

you heard him

[CosmicCowboy]

But you have done it in the ass which is un-natural so your going to .

ahhh...back to atrain's anal fixation again...

[mrsmaalox]

Oh thats not a problem, I always carry a roll of duck tape and a dirty sock with me for occasions like that.

Yes I know