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  1. 10-15-2008 #1001
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001
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    Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.

    doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.
    last time I checked Jesus was a 5 foot 10 white boy

    , mugsy boges could guard his ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001
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    Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.

    doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.
    Dude, Jesus sucks at basketball.
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  3. 10-15-2008 #1003
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001
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    Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.

    doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.
    Jesus couldn't deal with an elbow from Barkley. Better take his ass to weight room.
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  4. 10-15-2008 #1004
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    Oh... I forgot... Pistol Pete is in heaven too.... Our game just became more electrifying....
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  5. 10-15-2008 #1005
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001
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    Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.

    doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.


    im a Christian and dude that was not the the best response to these guys right now.....
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    These atheists are choir boys to the kind of atheists i know personally.
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  7. 10-15-2008 #1007
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001
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    Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.

    doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.
    We have Jason Kidd to slap the out of him...
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  8. 10-15-2008 #1008
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtremesteven33
    These atheists are choir boys to the kind of atheists i know personally.
    Jesus Christ, we're just having a laugh. Don't take life so seriously...
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  9. 10-15-2008 #1009
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    Quote Originally Posted by hater
    last time I checked Jesus was only 5 10

    , mugsy boges could guard his ass
    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit
    Dude, Jesus sucks at basketball.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baseline Bum
    Jesus couldn't deal with an elbow from Barkley. Better take his ass to weight room.
    JESUS would play like the Brendan Frasier character in Bedazzled.... the natural laws wouldn't apply to Him.
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  10. 10-15-2008 #1010
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtremesteven33
    These atheists are choir boys to the kind of atheists i know personally.
    Come to think of it, Manu does have a nice baritone.
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  11. 10-15-2008 #1011
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    Quote Originally Posted by baseline bum
    Jesus couldn't deal with an elbow from Barkley. Better take his ass to weight room.


    Please, an elbow. Are you serious?

    An elbow?

    Jesus overcame death.

    Get your weak take outta here.


    The great part about having Jesus on the team, no injuries.
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    Would Jesus be the first Jew to be good at basketball?

    He'd probably have to coach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phenomanul
    JESUS would play like the Brendan Frasier character in Bedazzled.... the natural laws wouldn't apply to Him.
    That movie is a sin!
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  14. 10-15-2008 #1014
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001


    A great part about having Jesus on the team, no injuries.
    good point.

    but team doesn't need to "warm up"
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    They just announced Joe Crawford will be the whistle...
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    Team starting lineup:


    C: Wilt Chamberlain
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    G: Jeff Hornacek (don't ask why, I just hate this guy)
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  17. 10-15-2008 #1017
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phenomanul
    JESUS would play like the Brendan Frasier character in Bedazzled.... the natural laws wouldn't apply to Him.
    So, Jesus would have a tiny penis...
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  18. 10-15-2008 #1018
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElNono
    Jesus Christ, we're just having a laugh. Don't take life so seriously...

    Im not upset at you all having a laugh. i just simply said something that is true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtremesteven33
    Im not upset at you all having a laugh. i just simply said something that is true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by remingtonbo2001


    Please, an elbow. Are you serious?

    An elbow?

    Jesus overcame death.

    Get your weak take outta here.


    The great part about having Jesus on the team, no injuries.
    Jesus is a pussy. No one would ever get Barkley up on a cross.
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  21. 10-15-2008 #1021
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit
    So, Jesus would have a tiny penis...
    Again, the natural laws don't apply to Him... I said Jesus would play like the character... not be him.

    But I won't touch this comment any further...
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  22. 10-15-2008 #1022
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtremesteven33
    im a Christian and dude that was not the the best response to these guys right now.....
    I'm a Christian as well.

    What would you rather have I said?
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  23. 10-15-2008 #1023
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    Quote Originally Posted by baseline bum
    Jesus is a *****. No one would ever get Barkley up on a cross.
    It would take a Roman Legion to accomplish the feat... how much does Barkley weigh?
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  24. 10-15-2008 #1024
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    So, Jesus would have a tiny penis...
    Quote Originally Posted by Phenomanul

    But I won't touch this comment any further...
    Sure you won't...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit
    Sure you won't...
    Hey... you brought it up... Freudian slip? Personal complex?
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