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  1. #1826
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    just stay away from the ass crack sweat
    You could bottle that stuff and sell it. Hunters could use it.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    You could bottle that stuff and sell it. Hunters could use it.
    Probably. Some of the men it attracts are animals.
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  3. #1828
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'm sure WeeWee has. where is that commie bas ?
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    flying monkeys
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  5. #1830
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    Theo: [Dewey's band breaking up] Dewey, are you sayin' you don't need us no more?
    Dewey Cox: Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the ing theremin.
    Theo: [there's a silence between the group] YOU DEWEY!
    Dave: Yeah, you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?
    Sam: And you never once paid for drugs! Not once!
    Dave: You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house!
    Theo: And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!
    Dewey Cox: The siamese cat is a symbol of mobility in Ancient Egypt.
    Sam: mobility!
    Dave: Ancient Egypt!
    Theo: ... cats!
    Sam: And you never paid for drugs. Not... once.
    Dave: [angrily] You slept with my wife!
    Theo: You slept with me too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!
    Sam: And you never ONCE paid for drugs!... Not once.
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  6. #1831
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Darlene: You know I suffer the same temptations you do. Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.
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    It's like I'm watching it
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    not the same effect. it's kinda like watching a quadriplegic twister match.
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  9. #1834
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I just saw it for the first time the other day and found myself laughing very hard. I normally do not laugh that hard at movies. I watched one of my all time favorites the other day too, Spies Like Us
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  10. #1835
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    It's like I'm watching it
    you better watch it or you'll get it
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I'll watch it. Maybe I can talk Maalox or Marini or Ash into coming over to gimme a blow j while i am watching it to give it some extra kick.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'll watch it. Maybe I can talk Maalox or Marini or Ash into coming over to gimme a blow j while i am watching it to give it some extra kick.
    yeah just ask them. it should be cool
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    yeah just ask them. it should be cool
    Yeah I figured as much. It has never been a problem before.
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    yeah just ask them. it should be cool
    I told you, you have to ask JB first!
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I told you, you have to ask JB first!
    Where are my pics of that chick?!


    You duckin' me?!
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Where are my pics of that chick?!


    You duckin' me?!
    What chick? The ZDT chick? Was she wearing a green, pink, blue or dark blue shirt? It would help my search.
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  17. #1842
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    a little birdy told me jman was an asshole.
    I'm nothing but a gentleman. Always have been, always will be.
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  18. #1843
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I'm nothing but a gentleman. Always have been, always will be.
    Aww. what a liar.





    j/k
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    This thread sucks.
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  20. #1845
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    you suck. And not just for beating me this week in fantasy basketball so far.
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    What chick? The ZDT chick? Was she wearing a green, pink, blue or dark blue shirt? It would help my search.
    IDK? Dark blue?
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    and shoog swallows
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  23. #1848
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....
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    so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....

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  25. #1850
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    so I got stuck using the handicapped shower this morning ....... the F'ing opening to the shower is about 5 feet wide but they have a 3 foot curtain....do the math ....
    Um, you couldn't see over the curtain?
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