Funny how we saw all of Cool as Ice and only the first 30 mins of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a piece of .
holy ! I do not want to be working today or tomorrow either
can you imagine having this dude's hair
Quit your in'
I would if I wasn't PMS'ing ! Who wants to work 2 days before the greatest day ever
You sound like a
you smell like a
You walk like a
You bend over and take it in the ass and tell the dude to shoot on your back like a
You get on your knees and take it deep down your throat then gargle the dudes nut before swallowing like a
The greatest day ever? You mean the suckiest. TD is the absolutely most worthless day of my year!
you go out with some rich dude to a restaurant and make eye contact with a waiter and let him shoot in your mouth in a janitor closet swallow then come back to the table and proceed to give your date a hand job. let him in your hand then suck your fingers like a
, you guys are really into the gay porn, huh? You have all the story lines memorized.
You wake up in the morning ask the dude you slept with the night before to on your toothbrush then you brush your teeth with it. then you let him shoot another load in your mouth to gargle and rinse. After that you go to the kitchen and make him his favorite omelettes and give him head while he eats.
After you finish breakfast you put your clothes on and get ready to tackle another day.
no no no we are talking about each other being female
you walk around with your chihuahua on a leash and stop by each store and shop for clothes like a
Oh ok so I have to step my game up huh?
What is that?
You do yoga twice a week and are contemplating mixing in some pilates then complain about how fat you are halfway through your second pint of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia like a .
A video game. Been out for a while on XBox360 and PC, but just came out of PS3. Midge should get it.
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