Free Quattro Razor (17)

[timvp]

Actually I knew a Vietnamese that spoke spanish in high school.

Just because the gardener ate your mom's puppy after lowing her lawn didn't make him Vietnamese.

[ORION]

I haven't had it yet. I've got to go up to Austin for it around 2:45. I'm dreading the thought of traffic in Austin on Friday afterwards, but it's an interview. Fingers crossed it goes well!

I'll need to remember to throw down some road es when you cross over 46 in New Braunfels

[CuckingFunt]

That'd be funny if that's all you wrote.

Funny, but factually inaccurate.

From what I've heard.

[ATRAIN]

sounds like your complimenting me on my huge penis......thanks

No Clint im not complimenting you on anything. I was just explaining to everyone your obsession on eating .

[timvp]

You should of just done a 'Fixed' it for you. That would have been even better.

I didn't fix anything though. I guess I could have gone with "Shortened".

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just because the gardener ate your mom's puppy after lowing her lawn didn't make him Vietnamese.

I wish we could've afforded gardeners back then.

[ATRAIN]

You should of just done a 'Fixed' it for you. That would have been even better.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't fix anything though. I guess I could have gone with "Shortened".

Oh. my bad, sir.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i saw a rerun of anthony bourdain's no reservation where he was in china and they have some strange cuisine over there. they're way more into innards of certain animals then i'd care to know about. he has a great show.

[ORION]

No Clint im not complimenting you on anything. I was just explaining to everyone your obsession on eating .

Look I know what you said , so thanks for complimenting me on my penis size. Lets stop it here though because your staying to gay things up

[timvp]

Funny, but factually inaccurate.

From what I've heard.

Luckily I don't know by first hand accounts either.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll need to remember to throw down some road es when you cross over 46 in New Braunfels

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

[ATRAIN]

I just got a text from a teacher friend of mine that said "I just decorated my tree with blue balls this year" hahaha ing brilliant.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

how would you even know that he was like 8 in that movie.

i have a pretty good photographic memory. now i'm trying to remember which commercial he was in. you know i think it might be the new life cereal commercials, but i can't say if he's the new mikey.

[ATRAIN]

i saw a rerun of anthony bourdain's no reservation where he was in china and they have some strange cuisine over there. they're way more into innards of certain animals then i'd care to know about. he has a great show.

3 Sheets is a better show. I would love that job.

[timvp]

I wish we could've afforded gardeners back then.

Super Nintendo. Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate that my apartment doesn't have room for a Christmas tree.

[timvp]

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

You should fly there.

[ATRAIN]

Look I know what you said , so thanks for complimenting me on my penis size. Lets stop it here though because your staying to gay things up

Just cause your gay lover I.Husltle loves your twig and berries and is always complimenting you on it doesnt mean everyone else does.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

I'm still pissed off I got a speeding ticket in NB last week. Stupid ass town!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just because the gardener ate your mom's puppy after lowing her lawn didn't make him Vietnamese.

that would make him phillipian

[timvp]

I hate that my apartment doesn't have room for a Christmas tree.

As good a reason as any to switch to Judaism.

[ATRAIN]

Oh my god, please no. I'm already dreading traffic once I get past San Marcos.

where you going?

[mrsmaalox]

i saw a rerun of anthony bourdain's no reservation where he was in china and they have some strange cuisine over there. they're way more into innards of certain animals then i'd care to know about. he has a great show.

When I was in China, one night we were served "field mouse soup".

[CuckingFunt]

that would make him phillipian

Phillipian?