Morbidly Obtuse People

[I. Hustle]

It makes me sick seeing all these obtuse people. I mean C'mon, and don't tell me it's not their fault!

[ORION]

It makes me sick seeing all these obtuse people. I mean C'mon, and don't tell me it's not their fault!

well my fist is fist shaped and your face is face shaped. do the math ...

[I. Hustle]

well my fist is fist shaped and your face is face shaped. do the math ...

exactly what I am talking about. A prime example

[Blake]

well my fist is fist shaped and your face is face shaped. do the math ...

why is your ass hole shaped

[ORION]

why is your ass hole shaped

good question, I'll get back to you on that.

[DANILO DRASKOVIC]

What you called me?

[Blake]

good question, I'll get back to you on that.

thanks, I thought it was a pretty good question myself.

[tp2021]

I appreciate that my girlfriend is acute.

[The Reckoning]

as long as theres a line of symmetry

[ORION]

thanks, I thought it was a pretty good question myself.

ok I'm back. Man you have nice house. Anyway your wife got out of the shower and said after she slipped me 20mg of Xanax she broke out the strap on she uses on you. I told her it wasn't cool and to ask next time. by the way I made a quick sandwich hope you don't mind.

[I. Hustle]

ok I'm back. Man you have nice house. Anyway your wife got out of the shower and said after she slipped me 20mg of Xanax she broke out the strap on she uses on you. I told her it wasn't cool and to ask next time. by the way I made a quick sandwich hope you don't mind.

I hope you didn't eat all his roast beef. I always have a roast beef sandwich after boning his wife

[mrsmaalox]

It makes me sick seeing all these obtuse people. I mean C'mon, and don't tell me it's not their fault!

They were just born that way.

[DarkReign]

Its not their fault their obtuse.

[Blake]

ok I'm back. Man you have nice house. Anyway your wife got out of the shower and said after she slipped me 20mg of Xanax she broke out the strap on she uses on you. I told her it wasn't cool and to ask next time. by the way I made a quick sandwich hope you don't mind.

thanks......and yeah, my wife is quite the prankster

she usually just uses straight chloroform on me

I hope you didnt eat the turkey.....we found out that our dog pissed on it and I honestly don't know how long it was left out.......I also don't know why we put it back in the fridge

[I. Hustle]

They were just born that way.

Its not their fault their obtuse.

F both of you! You are what's wrong with this country.

[DarkReign]

F both of you! You are what's wrong with this country.

[I. Hustle]

thanks......and yeah, my wife is quite the prankster

she usually just uses straight chloroform on me

I hope you didnt eat the turkey.....we found out that our dog pissed on it and I honestly don't know how long it was left out.......I also don't know why we put it back in the fridge

She told you that the dog pissed on it but it was really her when she was giving me a golden shower in the kitchen. FYI Orion don’t eat the meatloaf!

[desflood]

Instant classic.

[Blake]

She told you that the dog pissed on it but it was really her when she was giving me a golden shower in the kitchen. FYI Orion don’t eat the meatloaf!

yeah, she usually pisses on burglars

and yeah, don't eat the meatloaf. Hustle found out the hard way that it was really a turd loaf with tomato sauce on top

[I. Hustle]

tomato sauce?! That isn't it at all. She was on the rag so we decided to go anal and I must have knocked something loose because that came out without warning. She is some kind of freak. By the way I need to return your black jean pants. Seriously? Black jeans? Oh well they did come in handy.

[mrsmaalox]

This could have been a funny thread!! But now it's just

[Blake]

tomato sauce?! That isn't it at all. She was on the rag so we decided to go anal and I must have knocked something loose because that came out without warning. She is some kind of freak. By the way I need to return your black jean pants. Seriously? Black jeans? Oh well they did come in handy.

now see, that's just disgusting.

who the borrows someone else's pants without asking.

[ORION]

thanks......and yeah, my wife is quite the prankster

she usually just uses straight chloroform on me

I hope you didnt eat the turkey.....we found out that our dog pissed on it and I honestly don't know how long it was left out.......I also don't know why we put it back in the fridge

She told you that the dog pissed on it but it was really her when she was giving me a golden shower in the kitchen. FYI Orion don’t eat the meatloaf!

yeah, she usually pisses on burglars

and yeah, don't eat the meatloaf. Hustle found out the hard way that it was really a turd loaf with tomato sauce on top

guys we really need to get a schedule here because I don't want to stop by and it turn into a sword fight.

[I. Hustle]

now see, that's just disgusting.

who the borrows someone else's pants without asking.

I didn't want to wake you.


Maalox is right back on subject

[I. Hustle]

guys we really need to get a schedule here because I don't want to stop by and it turn into a sword fight.

I CALL TUESDAYS!