Would trading some Spurstalk members help the Spurs?

[mouse]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are en led to trade.

[half a man]

ps: i like my skinny pale legs. doesn't hinder my ability to pick up hot ass es, but hey they are in' hot!

No thanks I don't roll like that.

[Tonto]

pale face trade mouse
bring shame to ST
tonto not proud

[SpursGirl21]

Can you guys post some pics before we decide on the trades?

[Re-Animator]

Whottt and Ducks for another Duncan228

[timvp]

Good thinking, EHJ. We should install something that sends an electronic shock each time someone posts a dumb trade idea. Apparently common sense alone isn't working.

Part of the beauty of SPAM is that it's after the trade deadline and those Manu for Cotton Camby and Vaughn for Dwight Howard threads will be retired for the rest of the season . . .

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I was just contemplating this idea as I was reading all the highly entertaining trade ideas put forth by some forum posters. There appear to be hundreds of Spurstalk members (dozens at least) who keep proposing trades of Manu or Parker...or who continually offer up Vaughn, Bonner and Finley for guys like Chris Bosh...or guys who want DRob to re-enlist...etc., etc. I'm not sure where all these geniuses keep coming from. Someone told me once that it's a rare blessing to encounter a truly wise man, but dumb tends to run in packs.

But I digress.....

I've run the numbers through RealGM, and I believe that if we move these Spurstalk members to the Maloofs, I think there is a realistic possibility of getting Brad Miller back in return.

I think I've convinced the Maloofs that having these idiots in their casino, that there's a very good likelihood that other idiots will soon follow. With the economy in it's current state, there is nothing that the Maloofs would enjoy more than witless fools running wild, losing money in their establishment. Not only will the Maloofs recover some caproom by freeing themselves of Brad Miller's salary, but I estimate that that revenues at the Palms should increase by 20 to 30% in the first year alone.

Under this scenario, the Maloofs win, the Kings win, and the Spurs win...but most importantly myself and Spurstalk wins.

Trade accepted.

I will say though that, not to my credit, I am quite enjoying ripping the moronic ideas to shreads...

sequ and mouse for brad miller? sounds like a plan

Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. I hope you'll stop in and see me at KingsTalk or KingsReport or KingsCentral or whatever. I'll miss you all.

Upside, though -- I can break out my vast repertoire of Beno observations and wise cracks again.

GW for some conditional picks?

The Goof to Maloof Plan. I like it.

(They breed like rabbits, though, so it may be short-lived.)

Woah. I would love to make this list. I don't even want any members from another forum in return. I'll just take cash and picks.

What about Dusty Garza's expiring contract?

There should be a contest about the "best" trade idea.

My pick goes to the poster pushing for "Parker for Collison".

Quality! The first page of this thread alone is an instant classic that almost makes up for the stupidity that caused its creation!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are en led to trade.

...and what a brilliant riposte! Touche, mutha ers!

[duncan228]

"thank you mouse"

[temujin]

I am generous and can consider moving to the Knicks.

Spurs will get David Lee and a first round pick,

I will get $10 millions to sit around, talk and give advice to the FO.
Classic.

[wijayas]

I was just contemplating this idea as I was reading all the highly entertaining trade ideas put forth by some forum posters. There appear to be hundreds of Spurstalk members (dozens at least) who keep proposing trades of Manu or Parker...or who continually offer up Vaughn, Bonner and Finley for guys like Chris Bosh...or guys who want DRob to re-enlist...etc., etc. I'm not sure where all these geniuses keep coming from. Someone told me once that it's a rare blessing to encounter a truly wise man, but dumb tends to run in packs.

But I digress.....

I've run the numbers through RealGM, and I believe that if we move these Spurstalk members to the Maloofs, I think there is a realistic possibility of getting Brad Miller back in return.

I think I've convinced the Maloofs that having these idiots in their casino, that there's a very good likelihood that other idiots will soon follow. With the economy in it's current state, there is nothing that the Maloofs would enjoy more than witless fools running wild, losing money in their establishment. Not only will the Maloofs recover some caproom by freeing themselves of Brad Miller's salary, but I estimate that that revenues at the Palms should increase by 20 to 30% in the first year alone.

Under this scenario, the Maloofs win, the Kings win, and the Spurs win...but most importantly myself and Spurstalk wins.

Trade accepted.

Original Post!

How about lefty for Brad Miller?

duncan228 is untouchable!

[Slomo]

Brilliant idea EHJ!

Unfortunately for the other posters I have checked Mouse's and Sequ's contracts and they have "no trade" clauses in them.

[MiamiHeat.]

Quality! The first page of this thread alone is an instant classic that almost makes up for the stupidity that caused its creation!

You said you was an Atheist!

[wijayas]

Brilliant idea EHJ!

Unfortunately for the other posters I have checked Mouse's and Sequ's contracts and they have "no trade" clauses in them.

EHJ's idea is brilliant. The comments from ST members are just as hilarious! Props to the best sports forum in the whole wide world!

[ShoogarBear]

mouse FTW.

[samikeyp]

Don't you have a Devean George-like veto clause?

Yes! Good point.

I think you need to be my agent!

[TDMVPDPOY]

on realgm there is only around 10 active spurs posters and im one of them including Harlemheat who banned himself from there in exile to come here.......

we still need more chicks with big hooters on this site....

[ElNono]

[samikeyp]

[Agloco]

How about all the noob spurs fans with less than 100 post, who come up with these brilliant GM trades for a box of crayons and a roll or toilet paper.
So that way, future noob GM's can write out their
brilliant trade ideas and write them on toilet paper...
Then we wipe our asses with them and rub it in their faces.

Sometimes people with 10 grand+ posts have some pretty silly things to say as well.

I've gotta laugh at how people equate # of posts to basketball IQ.

How about Sequ and Splitters contract for a new set of motion-activated toilets at the SBC center. That's about as even as it gets. That's if the Maloofs wanna part with their toilets of course.

[Sportcamper]

Lakers get Cosmic, Travis & Hal…Spurs get Sasha…Good Trade?

[m33p0]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are en led to trade.

winner!
mouse on a contract year!

[urunobili]

winner!
mouse on a contract year!

[TDMVPDPOY]

i dont think kingstalk....can handle 5 of these posters.....

[ClingingMars]

whott is JV!