I really got to the wife last night. Spent the entire night pissing her off.

[TDMVPDPOY]

where the nudes man

[peewee's lovechild]

You're absolutely the one to blame. Now nip this in the bud already.

Listen to this man.

[Agitator]

They dry humping when she's bent over picking something up is a real winner too.

Good.

Better:

Waiting until she is sitting on the floor, sorting laundry, whip it out and smack her in the back of the head repeatedly with your penis.

Always an ice-breaker.

[Strike]

Doesn't explain anything. I married my first wife when I was 19. We stayed married for about 3 years. Way too young to be married. Way too early for her to settle down and truthfully she was just more women than I could handle. It was a bad relationship and I treated her well. She pretty much owned me and it was a ing emotional mess.

Second wife I only knew for about two months. I married her to get her and her kids out of trouble. Didn't have anything to do with love.

Dated many women off and on through out all of this while trying to figure out what kind of women I wanted and what I needed to be happy.

Then I met my current wife and we've been together even since. I don't know where you get the idea that I treat her or "women" poorly. I treat her well. Unlike most of you men I'm not willing to sacrifice wearing the pants. Not only is she taken care of but we have a great relationship with solid communication and a fiery sex life.

I fool around a lot. We have fun with each other. Where exactly do you get the idea I treat her bad?

Sounds good to me. Soon as I started to let my wife run things in our marriage, everything went to . Now I'm booting her ass out the door and she can't beg me enough for another chance. Oh well, I'm done.

If you're happy with her and she's happy with you, who gives a what some bag on this board thinks? Besides, doing things to annoy the piss out of your woman helps keep the fire burning. Gotta ruffle some feathers once in awhile.

[BacktoBasics]

Sometimes I like to hump the sofa, chairs, coffee tables, computer desk and use my Lumbergh voice and pretend I'm in that scene with the coffee mug. This usually gets a rise out of her.

[Agitator]

If you can't bust each other's balls . . . it's going nowhere fast.

Exactly right, if she doesn't have a sense of fun, then she doesn't understand that most men are really 3 year olds trapped in a man's body, and you will never be happy with taht.

[jack sommerset]

She's my third technically. However my second wife and I were only married for a month. Long story.

I'm her second.

You probably will be looking for a 4th somewhere down the line.

[Agitator]

Sometimes I like to hump the sofa, chairs, coffee tables, computer desk and use my Lumbergh voice and pretend I'm in that scene with the coffee mug. This usually gets a rise out of her.

"um, yeah, did you get that memo about the TPS report?"

[to21]

Good.

Better:

Waiting until she is sitting on the floor, sorting laundry, whip it out and smack her in the back of the head repeatedly with your penis.

Always an ice-breaker.

Or wait till she's asleep on the couch and lay that bad boy across her forehead down between her eyes, Then watch as she wakes up and goes crossed-eyed trying to see whats on her face.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Or wait till she's asleep on the couch and lay that bad boy across her forehead down between her eyes, Then watch as she wakes up and goes crossed-eyed trying to see whats on her face.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I've stood outside the bathroom with my pants down, doubled over and ass checks spread and waited for her to come out of the bathroom. When she walked out she gets a full shot of my brown eye.

[Strike]

or wait till she's asleep on the couch and lay that bad boy across her forehead down between her eyes, then watch as she wakes up and goes crossed-eyed trying to see whats on her face.

+1

[lebomb]

Or wait till she's asleep on the couch and lay that bad boy across her forehead down between her eyes, Then watch as she wakes up and goes crossed-eyed trying to see whats on her face.

How romantic

[BacktoBasics]

I've stood outside the bathroom with my pants down, doubled over and ass checks spread and waited for her to come out of the bathroom. When she walked out she gets a full shot of my brown eye.

We call that "the goat" in my house.

[to21]

I've stood outside the bathroom with my pants down, doubled over and ass checks spread and waited for her to come out of the bathroom. When she walked out she gets a full shot of my brown eye.

Ever see that movie "Waiting"?

Bat wings !!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ever see that movie "Waiting"?

Bat wings !!!

Nope

[peewee's lovechild]

Or wait till she's asleep on the couch and lay that bad boy across her forehead down between her eyes, Then watch as she wakes up and goes crossed-eyed trying to see whats on her face.

She actually cracks up when I try to rub my sack on her face.

I can't do it for too long because I always end up cracking up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ever see that movie "Waiting"?

Bat wings !!!

The scene where the chick shows her nast bush if ing funny as .

"It's so angry."

[BacktoBasics]

The scene where the chick shows her nast bush if ing funny as .

"It's so angry."

classic

[to21]

Nope

Watch it then....

The cooks in the back of the resturaunt come up with ways to show off their ball sack. Bat wings is when you pull the skin down off the bottom of your sack to resemble bat wings.

[tp2021]

boredom breeds infidelity. If you aren't having fun in your relationship then why bother. Its supposed to be enjoyable not a job where you treat each other professionally.

This +1000

[SpursStalker]

You're absolutely the one to blame. Now nip this in the bud already.

Listen to this man.

Yes daddy!!

Good.

Better:

Waiting until she is sitting on the floor, sorting laundry, whip it out and smack her in the back of the head repeatedly with your penis.

Always an ice-breaker.

I've stood outside the bathroom with my pants down, doubled over and ass checks spread and waited for her to come out of the bathroom. When she walked out she gets a full shot of my brown eye.

Or you get poked ...

[JoeChalupa]

Exactly right, if she doesn't have a sense of fun, then she doesn't understand that most men are really 3 year olds trapped in a man's body, and you will never be happy with taht.

+1 My wife knows that I'm one big kid and I plan on staying that way. If it wasn't for my wife's great sense of humor we wouldn't be together.

[Frenzy]

Sometimes I like to hump the sofa, chairs, coffee tables, computer desk and use my Lumbergh voice and pretend I'm in that scene with the coffee mug. This usually gets a rise out of her.

yes the dry hump is a great move. there is this scene in "the hills have eyes" (one or 2 dunno which one) where one of the freaks humps a girl and says "you give me baby" in this monster like voice.

i do that sometimes during the dry hump. cause it grosses her out. You gotta have a wifey than can laugh at stupid things like that.

[CuckingFunt]

50/50 in a relationship is almost unachievable.

Sadly, this is true. And largely why I'm currently single.