Main Entry: choderunner
Pronunciation: \ˈchoderunner\
Function: noun
Etymology: UTSA
Date: 2009
: A UTSA alumnus who believes that his/her newly-found football program will be D I-A and actually win a big game within the next 20 years. To prove his/her love for UTSA football, he/she embarks on commuter school jihads including but not limited to: hijacking professional basketball team forums, ruining everyone's passion for college sports, destroying everyone's will to live, unsuccessfully attempting to brainwash other UTSA alumni and students who do not give a damn about a football team, and attempting to fire librarians. Choderunners can be identified by absurd, horribly misspelled, offensive posts laden with bad grammer followed by a train of
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and unnecessary fancy fonts. Choderunners are known to be delusional, and often believe they have an entourage of FBI agent accomplices.
"Dude, that choderunner is really killing this forum."
-choderunner·ly \-lee\ adjective