Main Entry: choderunner
Pronunciation: \ˈchoderunner\
Function: noun
Etymology: UTSA
Date: 2009
: A UTSA alumnus who believes that his/her newly-found football program will be D I-A and actually win a big game within the next 20 years. To prove his/her love for UTSA football, he/she embarks on commuter school jihads including but not limited to: hijacking professional basketball team forums, ruining everyone's passion for college sports, destroying everyone's will to live, unsuccessfully attempting to brainwash other UTSA alumni and students who do not give a damn about a football team, and attempting to fire librarians. Choderunners can be identified by absurd, horribly misspelled, offensive posts laden with bad grammer followed by a train of
and unnecessary fancy fonts. Choderunners are known to be delusional, and often believe they have an entourage of FBI agent accomplices.
"Dude, that choderunner is really killing this forum."
-choderunner·ly \-lee\ adjective