That sounds like my kind of commercial. Do you picture yourself between them? A little, day dream with a CuckingFunt sandwich?
I hate how the DMV never answers the phone. So, to be an asshole, I called for ten minutes straight. I don't care if they somehow muted it. After the ten minute call, I called back several times and only let it ring for thirty seconds after I got past the automated guy.
That sounds like my kind of commercial. Do you picture yourself between them? A little, day dream with a CuckingFunt sandwich?
I'm too distracted by wondering why someone would make/sell soap.
Soap, the orgasm that lasts on you for a few hours. Selling the smell of sex seems profitable. Selling a lubricated smell and feel of sex, the mandatory porn star ejaculatory, will go over very well with the extreme sex enthusiasts.
I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....
Don't worry, I have enough love to take care of you as well.
Have you sent him the nudes yet?I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....
Nope ... I think that's why he's pissed and not talking to me
Oh well ...
Really?
Sup?
It's because he's busy feeling his own "love".I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....
He's male and you know what that means.
I jacked off three times already.
. One of my co-workers just got mad at me for not checking his e-mail. What? "Everyone knows I don't use that e-mail. They'll realize it when I don't respond."
See? I told you...
You were right ... I've dumped him as a friend.
Yes really.Really?
Sup?
I'm good, very, very good. Although i'm not one that enjoys the habitual "fancy tease". I'm not going to continuously stroke you verbally just for the sake of verbal stroking.
But ah, I can stroke better than most.
I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....
Are you sure you know what you are asking for? lol
I've changed my mind ....
Cool ...
I'm not into verbal stroking either
Then what are you into?
Bondage and midget porn ...
*wink*
Bondage I can swing but um, (........) i'll have to consult a physician before doing anything with a midget.
(At what height is someone officially a midget?)
I dunno ...
Bondage I can swing but um, (........) i'll have to consult a physician before doing anything with a midget.
(At what height is someone officially a midget?)
I'm only 5'4 so I suppose anything less than that?
That works, we only have about a foot or so of difference in height. You won't have to bend your neck too much. Unless if that's the kind of thing you're into.I dunno ...
I'm only 5'4 so I suppose anything less than that?
Depends on what I'm bending for ...That works, we only have about a foot or so of difference in height. You won't have to bend your neck too much. Unless if that's the kind of thing you're into.
Oh and you are over the age of 35 right?
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