Bumper Stickers

[SpursWoman]

Yes, a forwarded email....but I thought some of them were hilarious:




"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

[desflood]

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass
CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to in 2.5 seconds
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
Get off my ass before I start to like it!

[1369]

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

"If Guns Kill People, Then A Spoon Made Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

[Useruser666]

The keys to my truck are on the front seat next to my Doberman.

[sa_butta]

"Ex wife for sale just take over payments."
"If you can read this, Ive lost my trailer."
"keep honking, Im reloading."
"hang up and drive."
"My son beat up your honor student."
"My other car was repossessed."

[jalbre6]

Current fave: "Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa"

[MannyIsGod]

I've seen 2 recently that have cracked me up.

The first, was in a movie called "Saved"

Jesus Loves You: Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

And the other one was on Woodlawn on some tore up car.

Gas, Grass, Or Ass, but nobody rides for free.

[SWC Bonfire]

Saw one near Ft. Sam once:

Give war a chance (with jets flying the background)

That should start some fights.

Some others:

PETA - People for Eating Tasty Animals
Seven days without beef makes one weak
Eat Pecans - millions of satified squirrels do!

[SpursWoman]

Seven days without beef makes one weak

That's what they have on the sign at Billy T's on Austin Hwy.

[MannyIsGod]

I love the PETA one.

[samikeyp]

The first, was in a movie called "Saved"

Good movie.

[Xolotl]

Horn broken watch for finger

[T Park]

Give war a chance (with jets flying the background)

Got that one on my golf cart.

[rl64tx]

Gas, Grass, Or Ass, but nobody rides for free

I remember that one from years ago.... but i think back then it was "No Gas No Grass No Ride"

[smackdaddy11]

Picture the sun coming up on the horizon........................................... .....





I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn looks good.

[Big Pimp_21]

I saw one the other day that I liked. It said:

Don't laugh, your daughter might be in here.