I think my wife is cheating on me

[IronMexican]

That was awesome possum, brah.

[DarkReign]

I dont get it. I was expecting the Bel-Air deal, all I got was some stupid "scratch" meme.

Failboat.

[Xylus]

I don't understand this ing thread at all. I think I've read it about 12 times now.

[pawe]

I dont get it. I was expecting the Bel-Air deal, all I got was some stupid "scratch" meme.

Failboat.

I don't understand this ing thread at all. I think I've read it about 12 times now.

sigh, one more time



I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

[SpursStalker]

I don't understand this ing thread at all. I think I've read it about 12 times now.

The key here is to NOT think about it ...

[Bukefal]

I don't understand this ing thread at all. I think I've read it about 12 times now.

me too, i dont get it either. is it a joke or are you serious.

i think its a joke, and if its a joke, its really not funny. I hope when you have a wife, she'll be cheating on you, just because of you making fun of these situations.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I liked it. It has a good beat, and I can dance to it.

I give pawe's post 3 1/4 stars (out of a possible 4).

[pawe]

This thread shows you the effect of smoking weed on your brain. Kids, dont smoke pot, it will make you slow and dumb.

[Leetonidas]

This thread shows you the effect of smoking weed on your brain. Kids, dont smoke pot, it will make you slow and dumb.

I actually thought it was funny though.