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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    No, its whats supposed to be happening. It's cleaning my colon of buildup, so I'm going to have to crap a lot more than usual.

    How long is that supposed to last?

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    How long is that supposed to last?
    Depends on how much crap is in my intestines. It will die off before long. I was only going to do it for 2, maybe 3 weeks.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    i tried colon blow before, but it didn't really do anything. I guess i eat enough oatmeal.

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    Depends on how much crap is in my intestines. It will die off before long. I was only going to do it for 2, maybe 3 weeks.
    What would you say is the poundage of crap versus food consumption?

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    this thread interests me to no bounds.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Oh and what brand of toilet paper are you using? Because if you at work or school I can't imagine this being good.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Oh and what brand of toilet paper are you using? Because if you at work or school I can't imagine this being good.
    maybe he's packin wet wipes

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    Believe. Mr.Whipple's Avatar
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    Oh and what brand of toilet paper are you using? Because if you at work or school I can't imagine this being good.
    I'll take a guess.

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    Toot My Van Horn Mr Hanky's Avatar
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    this thread interests me to no bounds.
    +100

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    maybe he's packin wet wipes
    And diaper rash cream

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I had the runs last night and hooo boy.

    It felt good and sort of bad at the same time. It was just running and it sounded like the facuet turning on and off. After that 4 balls of poo were just pumped out of my ass in 3 second continous intervals, that's how I can accurately describe it. They were perfectly sphere shaped as well and probably like 3 inches in diameter.

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    I think you just recovered a couple of sets of someone's Ben-Wa balls.

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    I have beer s today. Every 90 minutes I am shooting water out of my ass. I have taken 2 showers because splashes......Opps, I talked myself into another .

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    If you can't slam with the best then jam with the rest sabar's Avatar
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    I hope everyone knows that internal body cleansing is a multi-million dollar industry and a total scam.

    Basically some alternative health genius found out that if you ingest some weird herbal combination, it would react with the bacteria in your gut and cause you to crap out weird colors. Label it as "cleansing" and bam, dude is a millionaire.

    Here's some articles

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7520756.stm
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...icle784402.ece
    http://washingtontimes.com/world/200...835-2723r.htm/
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4576574.stm
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20.../detox-science
    http://archives.tcm.ie/irishexaminer...y886935423.asp

    You shouldn't be taking pills that are messing with the bacteria in your gut since they do all the digesting. Might as well swallow some tapeworm eggs. Also take note that this junk you take gets absorbed into the blood and your kidneys and liver have to work to remove it.

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    Blow hole! dickface's Avatar
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    I think you just recovered a couple of sets of someone's Ben-Wa balls.

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    I hope everyone knows that internal body cleansing is a multi-million dollar industry and a total scam.

    Basically some alternative health genius found out that if you ingest some weird herbal combination, it would react with the bacteria in your gut and cause you to crap out weird colors. Label it as "cleansing" and bam, dude is a millionaire.

    Here's some articles

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7520756.stm
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...icle784402.ece
    http://washingtontimes.com/world/200...835-2723r.htm/
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4576574.stm
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20.../detox-science
    http://archives.tcm.ie/irishexaminer...y886935423.asp

    You shouldn't be taking pills that are messing with the bacteria in your gut since they do all the digesting. Might as well swallow some tapeworm eggs. Also take note that this junk you take gets absorbed into the blood and your kidneys and liver have to work to remove it.
    There are some kinds that dont work, but mine sure as do. I've done this exact same diet before simply for weight loss and wellness reasons. But since adding the pills, ive been ting at least 3 times more than i ever used to, and have lost quite a bit of weight after only 1 week. They have made a very noticable difference.

    And its easy to pull articles on just about any health subject where scientists simply say something "doesnt work".

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    LOL

    Cause and effect. Did it occur to you that the psyllium pills are CAUSING the turds?

    Try putting a pill in a glass of water and see if it doesn't turn into a solid mass.

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    There are some kinds that dont work, but mine sure as do. I've done this exact same diet before simply for weight loss and wellness reasons. But since adding the pills, ive been ting at least 3 times more than i ever used to, and have lost quite a bit of weight after only 1 week. They have made a very noticable difference.

    And its easy to pull articles on just about any health subject where scientists simply say something "doesnt work".
    So its working? Feeling lighter right?

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    So its working? Feeling lighter right?
    Yes. I've already lost over 5 pounds.

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    oh man over the weekend, i had several dumps that came out looking very much like those pictures i posted. not quite as long, but still very strange looking, stringy, and ing nasty.

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    Have you lost weight taking s or is it from the diet in the first place? How many calories are you taking in a day?

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    i think its both, because even with the diet, i dont think i would have lost this much weight in only 2 weeks (almost 10 pounds), as ive been still eating a decent amount of calories. i think the diet helped, but a lot of it is still intestinal weight.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    I've been regular all my life. No problems there.

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    I've been regular all my life. No problems there.
    Being regular is not the problem. The problem is the intestenal plaque that builds up over the years. Its like never going to the dentist, all the plaque will build up. This plaque causes anything from bad breath to more serious illnesses. This plaque is also one of the main reasons people hardly lose any weight, the plaque needs to be gone before a diet can actually work. I lost 10 lbs the first weekend I did it. I could not believe the way my stomach felt, you could visibally see that I had a smaller stomach, & it felt like someone scooped 10 lbs of crap out of my digestive system. Its an all natural diet, its mostly will power, being able to only drink apple juice, water & fiber along wtih the pills, takes a strong mind.

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    I just wanted to support Whott's earlier post about pissing outdoors. I also get crap from my wife about it, but I simply refuse to piss inside the house. It's also very relaxing to stand outside at night, look up at the stars and just take a nice relaxing piss.

    I'm also converting my son to this practice, he's only 6 but he's getting the feel for it. I just have to remind him that he can't piss out in the parking lot, on the playground, etc.

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