Seriously, I don't know who started that but it needs to stop.
People who don't watch where the they are going/standing in the grocery store. I'm sorry that you are having some life-altering debate between ketchup and catsup, but get the out of the way of the tabasco so I can leave you to your own devices.
I have the feeling I will be able to come up with new things for this list daily.
The stupid PC commerical where the little kid and his mom are shopping for a computer. The mom just pisses me the off.
That doesn't bother me nearly as much as people who talk and laugh during the movie. Everyone in the ing theatre can hear you, and no one is the least bit interested in what you're saying or laughing about, so shut the up.
Since we're on movies, the gots who decide to sit right beside you or in the row right behind you when there's about 20 other rows he/they could've picked.
The asshole who brings his his 6 year old daughter to The Ring. Great parenting jerk-off.
I can do you one better.
A mom brings her 3 kids, the oldest no older than 7, to see "Sin City". Apparently the fact that it was rated R and named "Sin City" didn't set off her Spidey senses before hand. Anyway, the first 15 minutes gruesome violence were apparently ok, but the moment a naked breast appeared on the screen, she promptly got up and herded her kids out of the theater.
I am SO in agreement with this one. I take my list so I know what exactly I need so I can get in and get out, but these ers (especially at the HEB on Wurzbach) want to stand in the middle of the ing aisle while their kids run all over the damn place and then give me dirty looks for almost taking off one of their kids feet with my cart in my efforts to get out of the aisle! UGH!
I also can't stand when a couple brings their INFANT to a movie like Transformers, Wolverine, etc. And if that wasn't bad enough, when the kid starts to cry and fuss they refuse to take it to the lobby to shut it up. Like wtf, you don't think any of us wanted our full $9.00 movie experience?! If you can't find a babysitter STAY THE HOME and wait for it on DVD jesus!
I also hate Mondays just for the fact they are Mondays.
People who do this in empty restaurants.
Ooh, I used to get that one, and we tried for 4 years to get pregnant before we had our first kid.
People who make fun of my voice. I know I have a high-pitched voice and sound like a 6-year-old girl on the telephone, but it really irks me to be laughed at.
People who are about to make a right turn in front of me, wait until the last second to put on their blinker(or don't at all), then slow down to 5 mph before turning. Just turn the freaking car, Magellan!
Loud people...basically people that can't do a single thing without registering at least a 3.0 on the Richter scale.
Slow walkers...I want to kill you.
Swine flu hysteria
Kevin Garnett
People who practically stop before they get over into the turn lane. That's why there's a turn lane!!
Along the lines of the seafood dislike, I get really annoyed at people who want to force you to try some kind of disgusting food that they like. I know when I see something if I want to try it or not! I also find it rather ridiculous how some single people just have to make sure everyone knows they are single by choice. Suuuure
I also find it rather ridiculous how some single people just have to make sure everyone knows they are single by choice. Suuuure
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Fukin' AI also find it rather ridiculous how some single people just have to make sure everyone knows they are single by choice. Suuuure
I can't even tell you how many times I've ran over hsit in my yard on my lawnmower from other peoples dogs. Not to mention I've stepped in it as has my dad.
Mookie....I love you
THAT and how hostess/hosts sit people at tables right next to you. I went to dinner the other day, early as , the restaurant was EMPTY and they still sat us right next to another table. I get ing mad as when that happens.
Out of all the things that pisses me off driving...that is the one that pisses me off the most. The only other one that comes close is when traffic is bad and all backed up, and then it clears up, and people still drive all slow.
I swear other than a genuine traffic accident, the only reason it gets backed up is because of people and their stupid ass driving.
I hate those bas s who see that you have thick glasses (my eyes are terrible) and blurt out things like, "Wow, if I took those away from you would you be blind? Take them off and tell me how many fingers I'm holding up!" or some equally insensitive bullsh*t. Even optometrists do this. Yes, asshat, I'm practically blind. Find somebody else to practice your non-physical adult bullying on.
People like those are the reason that no matter how broke we are I always insist on paying more for contact lenses than buying glasses.
I hate internet bullies ....
Or those that try and act like it, which I'm sure they are the total opposite in person...
is that your security blankie?
People who refuse to get the out of the fast/passing lane if they don't want to drive at least the speed limit. I will be on the news one day and it will have something to do with this. Seriously.
The phone commercial where the mother is planning to cook paella, but her son calls back and says "I don't know what pah-ella is but I'm not eating it," so she caves and orders pizza. Have some ing backbone, mom. My parents would have slapped me in the mouth and made me eat whatever my mother put on the table that night. This commercial represents everything that is wrong with parenting today.
ing richers with their touchscreen phone and their paella and pizza.
Oh yes you mother- ing can.
The mere smell of fish or any creature that breathes underwater initiates my gag reflex.
Happened last night actually. My wife warmed up some fish or some from lunch and I came from outside to eat. Immediately, I was no longer hungry yet I hadnt eaten all day (and still havent yet).
I dont go out to eat much because of it.
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