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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    my ing friends, every time they come over, raid my beer/liquor. honestly, i dont really care if they drink a little of my stuff from time to time, but the problem lies when they drink a load of it, and lately it seems to happen EVERY TIME THEY COME. and i try keeping it in different places, but they always find it. even when im not home, they will be at my house perhaps chilling with a roommate, and still drink all my booze. a lot of times i have bottles of stuff im saving for a specific event or something, and then when i go to get some, its all ing gone.

    how should i defend against this? i can't lock any cabinets in the kitchen up or anything like that because they are all used by myself and my roommates. even if i lock my door, its one of those that they can pick the lock easily with a pin or toothpick, or even use a credit card and open it. plus, i prefer keeping liquor in the freezer, and beer in the fridge so they stay cold. warm beer = gross, and i don't really like having to use ice because it melts and waters down the drink. so now what? this means war. ideas?

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Sounds like you need to remind your friends that that cost money, and it's not coming out of their wallets. Then tell 'em they'll need to fork up the next time they raid your stash. If they don't take the hint from that, maybe your friends are just heads.

    Beer/liquor are definitely one of those things people need to wait for the offer. Otherwise, you're just running a party 24/7 out of your fridge. No wonder people never seem to want to leave.

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    Beware of the Voices Bigzax's Avatar
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    e that with colon blow and smile inside...

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    You're going to have to give up keeping the booze refrigerated. My father in law is the same way so I decided to hide my liquor in the closet when I know he's on his way over. You're just going to have to bite the bullet and hide your booze. That or be a about it and these guys to stop draining your stash and your wallet.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    i'd straight up tell them to go to and buy their own and stop mooching off of you. then direct their asses to the door and tell the to get the out!

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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    actually ive gotten to the point that i just dont really buy any alcohol. in a way i guess its benefited me. saves me money, and keeps me from worrying about developing a beer gut or anything like that.

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    Who's got my back? BackStabber's Avatar
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    good luck

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    Solution ....

    Dont bring liquor into your apartment.

    Or

    Stop drinking.

    Not really all that hard to come up with a solution.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Give 'em all a Game Time and see if they still wanna drink at your place.

    http://www.break.com/index/you-call-that-a-shot.html

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Another feel sorry for me cause I suck at life thread compliments of Stretch

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    A good swift kick to the taint will take care of this.

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    Another feel sorry for me cause I suck at life thread compliments of Stretch
    +1
    tell em to buy their own .
    ....that was pretty easy.

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Cue the dog whisperer troll....tssssssst

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    if you keep it in your room and they pick the lock and snag the booze, you could file theft charges.

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    A good swift kick to the taint will take care of this.
    The taint?


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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    the area between the balls and butthole i believe

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    lol

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    taint your hoo, taint your haa

    the twasn't

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Go over to your friends' houses and drink their booze.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Go over to your friends' houses and drink their booze.
    I might be going on a limb here, but if they had their own bo0ze, they probably wouldn't always be over at stretch's place drinking his.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Tell them they need to either chill out or pitch in. If they don't, get new friends.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Stop being friends with assholes.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    lmao they're sponging off you, see how quick they are to stay around when the well dries up

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Back in college, everyone had "joint jars" at their houses, so if someone wanted a buzz they just dropped whatever change they had in the jar. It never added up to a huge amt, but it did help with a future purchase, and no one felt they were just supplying everyone. Of course potheads are a bit more agreeable than alcoholics!

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    A good swift kick to the taint will take care of this.
    the area between the balls and butthole i believe

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