Dallas area pickup basketball?

[Findog]

DPG = Hinrich/Bibby type
Findog = Battier/Prince type
Mono = Brandon Bass meets Peja but far suckier

Mono, you have a nice touch around the rim, make most of your shots, set really good screens and have a high basketball IQ. You were far from the worst player on the court yesterday.

[ElNono]

Mono, you have a nice touch around the rim, make most of your shots, set really good screens and have a high basketball IQ. You were far from the worst player on the court yesterday.

I know you want him to show up again, but come on...

[ElNono]

Mono is a mix between Jordan, Lebron James, Shaq and Shawn Bradley

[Findog]

Nah, he's a Jack Sikma type. Can bang in the post but will also drift outside to shoot jumpers off of dribble penetration.

[monosylab1k]

Didn't you beat the Suns' starting power forward next season Anthony Randolph

Yeah but that's cuz I was channeling Randolph's powers into my body. That sounded really gay but I assure you it's not.

[IronMexican]

I pretty much suck at bball. I am 5'8 and 190. About the only hing I can do is set good screens with my weirdly large shoulder. No one can back me down either.

[Findog]

Findog = Battier/Prince type

Does this mean Michael Lewis will write 5,000 words about me in the New York Times about how my pickup teams win a lot and I'm secretly the best player?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yeah but that's cuz I was channeling Randolph's powers into my body. That sounded really gay but I assure you it's not.

Is he as frail in person as he looks on TV?

[stretch]

Nah, he's a Jack Sikma type. Can bang in the post but will also drift outside to shoot jumpers off of dribble penetration.

super. ed. i. am.

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Is he as frail in person as he looks on TV?

most look more frail in person than they do on TV

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

most look more frail in person than they do on TV

That's a good point. Amare fans themselves over him ripped he is and how big his arms are but when you see him in person it's obvious his arms are big mostly cause his really thin frame and torso makes them look bigger.

Dwight Howard is another player that looks way more muscular on TV than in person, probably the best example.

[Findog]

That's a good point. Amare fans themselves over him ripped he is and how big his arms are but when you see him in person it's obvious his arms are big mostly cause his really thin frame and torso makes them look bigger.

Dwight Howard is another player that looks way more muscular on TV than in person, probably the best example.

Mirror muscles. A lot of guys don't strengthen their lower legs as well and end up carrying too much weight in their torso and they're not balanced.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Mirror muscles. A lot of guys don't strengthen their lower legs as well and end up carrying too much weight in their torso and they're not balanced.

Eric Dampier

And yeah Amare and Dwight both have no lower body strength whatsoever.

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i wonder what i would look like on tv

[dirk4mvp]

i wonder what i would look like on tv

andy milonakis

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

andy milonakis

I got peas on my head, but don't call me a peahead
Bees on my head, but don't call me a beehead
Bruce Lee on my head, but don't call me a Leehead
now please excuse me, I got to get my tree fed

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andy milonakis

lol colts

[sribb43]

Is he as frail in person as he looks on TV?

i saw dude over here at the 24 in downtown dallas over the summer when he was working out with his trainer and he did look very thin but long

[Findog]

So its a shortened full court out there?

My lazy ass should have gone last night, only 5 minutes from the house

Kind of a shortened full-court. Definitely not NBA dimensions.

[DPG21920]

I would definitely beat Kirk and Bibby in a sprint down the court.

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I would definitely beat Kirk and Bibby in a sprint down the court.

i hate to see how bad you would beat me

[DPG21920]

I would hate to have to guard you down low if we got switched onto each other

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I would hate to have to guard you down low if we got switched onto each other

ill be sure to scarf down another one of those 8 pound burgers before coming out

need all the size advantage i can get

extra pickles and onions please

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

extra pickles and onions please

One of the best defenses in pickup basketball is bad breath. If someone with horrid breath is guarding me it's frustrating.

[BUMP]

is it appropriate for me to pull this out?