Hey Odom! "Be a MAN"

[TheMACHINE]

This joke by Russel Peters reminds me of Jerry Buss and Lamar Odom.

"Be a man"

Enjoy!

[Spursmania]

That's funny...

[BlackBellamy]

"Be A Man" by "Macho Man" Jerry Buss

Huh Lamar Odom, Hollywood baller
whatever they call you, I'm comin after you, you coward

Hot diggity damn Odom I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Odom now ya done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin' from Buss like I got a disease
Dude please your agent's standards are a friggin' joke
You're avoidin' Jerry Buss cuz you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight K.G. spanked you fast
But when I challenged L. Odom to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a FA signing event but Odom didn't show
Hollywood Lamar you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect
So come on Odom let's wreck so I can put you in check

Be a man Odom Come on don't be scurred
Your runnin' from Buss that's what I heard

Be a man Odom Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Odom would go out like a punk

Be a man Odom Come on don't be scurred
You're runnin' from Buss that's what I heard

Be a man Odom Boy you's a chump
Cuz Lamar Odom is a real big punk