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ashbeeigh · 07-23-2009

"Uh... who?"

"This is (...)."

"Is this the Whatever Jail?"

"No..."

"This is (...)?"

"Yes! But this isn't a jail."

"Oh. What's your last name?"

"... Why would I tell you that if you're trying to call the JAIL??"

"Oh... because... you got a nice voice."

"Wow, that was smooth, but I'm hanging up now, freak."

When I had my 214 number about 2 years ago I only gave it to my co-workers , a few friends, and family. However, some random ass ghetto guy started calling me...and he just wanted to chat. I was like "umm wtf?" First he asked me if I had been to some club and I was like "No...I'm not allowed to drink this summer...so that's a no..." I was so so so so glad that I didn't stay in Dallas and changed my number back to an SA number.

timvp · 07-23-2009

I'm one tired son of a Laker fan.

mrsmaalox · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by Summers

I didn't think this was new-thread worthy, but I have to tell y'all about a bizarro call I got today. The business line is forwarding to my cell because that's easier than my trying to remember to check the voicemail twice a day. Anway, so the phone rings, adn I answer "This is (my real first name)".

Are you serious? This is totally new thread worthy

It'll all get lost in here without some good B2B rants.

ORION · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by timvp

I'm one tired son of a Laker fan.

Well do your push ups and stomach crunches in the morning instead of late at night.

Condemned 2 HelLA · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by ORION

I just have to say this and Viva will probably agree that it doesn't get anymore metal than Phil Anselmo.

Nope.

Originally Posted by Viva Las Espuelas

i don't know

Nope.

Winner.

For good measure:

ORION · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by mrsmaalox

Are you serious? This is totally new thread worthy

It'll all get lost in here without some good B2B rants.

You should start a new thread about how cool and funny I am.

ORION · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by Condemned 2 A

Nope.

Nope.

Winner.

For good measure:

I like Lemmy too but Phil still kicks ass. Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or Phil?

mrsmaalox · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by ORION

You should start a new thread about how cool and funny I am.

Yes I should! But then there'll be a bunch of jerks crying about why no one ever starts threads about them, and then more wads will show up to about how lame it is to get butthurt over not having threads started about them, and then other bags will be pissed about too many threads, and on and on. So better just keep it here between the 2 of us

Condemned 2 HelLA · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by ORION

I like Lemmy too but Phil still kicks ass. Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or Phil?

This should help clear things up some:

ORION · 07-23-2009

Originally Posted by mrsmaalox

Yes I should! But then there'll be a bunch of jerks crying about why no one ever starts threads about them, and then more wads will show up to about how lame it is to get butthurt over not having threads started about them, and then other bags will be pissed about too many threads, and on and on. So better just keep it here between the 2 of us

You know ATRAIN all too well.