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After shooting the roundup in the grass, then do THIS.
Awesome idea. , I'll 50 of the goddamn s.
Dude, you sound like my Dad. After the city shot him down on knocking an old barn and garage behind our houses down and putting up a pole barn, he built the tiest chicken coop one could build and stocked it with 80 roosters/hens.
And he placed it on the corner of the land so the wind blows the stench right at our neighbor's house. Works wonders on a hot, humid day.
Needles to say, our neighbors don't like us very much.
After shooting the roundup in the grass, then do THIS.
Awesome idea. , I'll 50 of the goddamn s.
You could make it a very beautiful sign that says:
EFF YOU SEE KAY WHY OWE YOU
That way it's not offensive, they get the point, and it doesn't give them the satisfaction of thinking you are seething because you still have your sense of humor.
In a row?
Well played.
awwww thats adorable.
C'mon Mrs.M, B2B is a manly man!!!
My favorite rant is from Office Space.
Bob Slidell: "What.. what would you say you do here?" Tom: "Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
I would love to do that. Our HOA drove around in the middle of the drought and sent out ugly letters to anyone who had any dried up grass areas or ivy or anything like that in the yard. Rules prohibit any yard signs.
look to see if they have a vent or something that leads into the roof crawlspace/attic. Buy a few rats or something, kill some of them, throw the corpses and the live rats in their attic.
1. they will have a rat problem
2. they will have to deal with the stench of death in their house for a few days before they figure anything out (if they ever figure it out).
3. no way to accuse someone else for a rat problem (unless you are caught in the act of placing them their).
if you put the sign up so that it faces the neighbors and not public right-of-way I think it would help insulate you against the public indecency angle.
Saw a bath tub in half, decorate it with cheezy flowers and decorations, instead of the Virgen place your sign in the Grotto. You can change the sign out for holidays!
put down the xbox and clean your yard you deadbeat!
How ing typical of you to not have read the entire story. The work itself isn't the issue moron.
Just spell it PHUCK YOU, problem solved.
The chicken coop is by far the best idea. Reading " You" is no big deal, but stank-ass chickens and loud ass roosters would be a gift that keeps on giving.
Actually, there are a number of really creative ideas. Try them sequentially. As the neighbor complains about one, take until the deadline to remedy it, then on to the next one.
Save the pea s for last. He may hang himself with that one.
So this is what the world has come to? Be as nasty as possible? These people might have a good point - it might be a fire hazard.
No wonder the world is going to when people spend more time thinking up revenge for perceived slights (I mean, really, is something this small worth doing some of the ugly things suggested? clean up the freakin block and be done with it, then maybe go and develop a relationship with the neighbours) rather than communicating and finding a decent compromise/solution.
Before long the world's going to be comprised of heavily armed and armoured compounds taking pot shots at each other all day. One day someone will ask "why are we shooting at them?" and no-one will have an answer.
(Let the flaming begin.)
So, he clears his plot. Did you read the part about the area being completely surrounded by unmaintained public land, dry as a tinder box? Clearing his plot would be like attaching a life jacket to the anic, in terms of fire abatement. Did you read the part about his neighbor getting with him and asking him to take care of this before running off to the mayor? Neither did I....
Game on.
I like the pea option. With the roosters, he could always go to bed earlier and get a full night's sleep.
Get a couple of them. Pen them separately, but within sight and smell of each other.
Not sure if youre fine or not doing it, but ive seen people in public wearing shirts that say " you" real big on them.
How a bout "Eat and Die"????????
Look you ing moron its not about cleaning up the lot. The problem lies in the fact that I'm scheduled to have it leveled in 45-60 days. Its going to cost me 2,200 to have it done and the Mayor gave me 20 days to clean it up. I politely informed them that the lot is in fact going to be taken care of if they could be so kind as to give a small extension so it wouldn't cost an extra couple of hundred dollars to have someone go out there early and put a pointless trim job on it only to have it bulldozed about a month later. I didn't blow him off and I'm not asking for too much. Its been sitting like that for 2 years and no one ever sent me a notice for .
Why do you ing people have such a hard time understanding things. Did I complain about actually having the lot cleared.
ANSWER: NO
Its the fact that in a town of 3,400 people this ass Mayor can't give me an extra 20 or so days to same me and my family some much needed money. Ruling that town with an iron fist is ing re ed. The only reason he's being an ass about it is because the neighbor keeps calling and ing to him. I haven't touched that lot for over two years and all of a sudden its an issue. Well if he thought dealing with her before was bad.....welcome to the here and now because I'm going to drive her ING CRAZY.
God damn you people don't understand .
....and yes I'm her only neighbor...she's surrounded by 8 foot weeds on all other corners including the lot across the street.
After going out there with the kids 4 or 5 times in the last 6 months to take measurements I'm thinking she's trying to raise some so I don't move in and wreck her quiet little corner.
Last edited by MiamiHeat; 09-19-2009 at 09:20 AM.
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