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    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    Haltime, and iregardeless if SD comes back to beat Baltimore, Norvron has already pulled off two (more) classics. On the same series.

    1. 1st and goal from the one foot line, game clock is stopped as zebras review to see if Vincent Jackson got in the endzone. (He didn't). However play clock is merely frozen, not reset to full 45 seconds as it's considered the same play. That's the rule.

    So play clock is set to start at 12 seconds, game clock is at 19 seconds. All kinds of options here as ball is at one foot line. Try one pass on first down as an incomplete will only use up 5-6 seconds? Or just try to slam it in immediately on 1st down with a QB sneak, knowing if Balti stuffs it the clock will probably run out. Oh well, Phillup Rivers is 6-5 after all. Or both, try one or two passes then go with the QB sneak.

    Nope, Norvron fails to notice the play clock is at 12 seconds and so the Chargers saunter up to the line and fail to get the play off on time and get penalized -5 yards.
    (QB Rivers should have noticed too, will be interesting to see what he says.)

    2. They try two lame pass attempts, incomplete. Still 10 seconds left 3rd down.
    Take one more stab at the endzone with a pass, right?
    Norvron does not attempt a 3rd down play and instead boots a field goal.


    While you don't want to face the Chargers roster, if you're an opponent can you dream of a worse NFL head coach to face then Norvron?

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Jauron is the worst.

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    Jauron is the worst.
    Bingo.

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    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    Jauron is the worst.
    Hard to argue with that.

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    I liked it when Bill Simmons said that Norv Turner dethrone Art S for the "Most Blank Stares Into the Middle of the Field" le.

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    The Chosen One redskinfan's Avatar
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    Jim Zorn.....

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    Dude, I cant believe he can't get more out of what he has. They have all kinds of weapons.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Zorn, Jauron and Cable definitely have the most vanilla offenses.

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    hope and change
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    yeah Norv's probably in the Bottom 10, although not many coaches could roll up 400+ yards passing on the Baltimore D; of course, of all the coaches who could, Norv is the only one who could then lose


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    You might be able to name guys who are current worse coaches but Norv is an all time bad coach. His career resume of suck is unmatched IMO.

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    It's a process... mexicanjunior's Avatar
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    Wade...

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    Future Hall of Famer DBryant88's Avatar
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    man"genius"

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    since when did the Cowboys have a 14 game schedule?

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    Future Hall of Famer DBryant88's Avatar
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    my bad...

    it's all fixed now

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