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By passing on Blair in the draft 29 NBA teams unwittingly ratified a cons utional amendment ensuring the separation of arm and shoulder.
Tim duncan will grab 0.1 rebounds per game for blair takes away 10 of them
By passing on Blair in the draft 29 NBA teams unwittingly ratified a cons utional amendment ensuring the separation of arm and shoulder.
I sent him a few of the facts to his twitter...
DeJuan Blair doesn't eat Wheaties for breakfast; he eats nuts and bolts in boiling motor oil.
DeJuan Blair is NOT a D&D nerd like some other people we know...
Dejuan Blair is legally protected by the second amendment's failure to specify exactly whose arms a citizen has the right to bear.
When informed he'd have to take the SAT, DeJuan Blair obliged..
The alphabet came up 3 letters short.
DeJuan Blair was told he'd be getting charged an arm and a leg for his newest vehicle..
He replied with: 'You mean I can use these as currency?'
When the tough get going..
DeJuan Blair scared 'em off.
If at first you don't succeed..
You're not Chuck Norris.
But if you even need to try..
DeJuan Blair you ain't.
How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood?
DeJuan knows, and he's not impressed.
There's not enough time for Dejuan Blair to have too much time on his hands; his hands are that big.
When all is lost..
You're not DeJuan Blair.
DeJuan Blair has a standard for living, not of living.
DeJuan Blair knows what you did last summer; REALLY.
DeJuan Blair is death's inevitable end.
Superman is a character loosely based on DeJuan Blair..
Only loosely, though, because they felt they had to make it believable.
DeJuan Blair is his own species, and he'll never be endangered.
I better stop, I could do this all day.
Dejuan Blair made Rosa Parks sit at the Back of the bus.
Blair couldn't be drafted lower than 37 because he ripped the arms of picks #38 and lower
Blair really wrote, "A Farewell to Arms"! Hemingway!
Blair played the role of the baseball bat in Inglorious Bas s
Blair once wanted to be a cop, but in his first bust a fellow officer told him to disarm the perp. Needless to say, it did not end well.
Thabeet, now armless after playing against Dejuan Blair, wonders if he will ever be able to THROW another party.
The PER has had to be overhauled because of DeJuan Blair, now factoring in crucial stats such as "Arms Severed" and "Lives Destroyed".
Just FYI -- I'm going to do updates at the end of each day from now on, around 8-9ish.
Blair threw up from eating too many chicken wings during the Rockets game
Dejuan Blair plays wheelchair basketball in his free time. Not like you saw in "Murderball." The man can dribble and dunk a whole ing wheelchair. Only the bravest of the brave dare watch the horrific footage of Blair's charity donkey basketball game.
Arms can be seen in the uncut version of the Blair Witch Project
Dejuan Blair gets his haircut with an Axe.
When Dejuan Blairs girlfriend gets sick he prescribes her a strict daily dosage of "Penisilin"
Chief ecomomists conclusively agree that Dejuan Blair is the leading method for the U.S. to rebound from recession.
The only thing Dejuan Blair looks up to is his forehead.
The original bear traps were constructed by using plaster casts of Blair's hands as blueprints.
You know, I've tried that with my fiance, and it doesn't work.When Dejuan Blairs girlfriend gets sick he prescribes her a strict daily dosage of "Penisilin"
I've gotten versions this one a few times and the phrasing just wasn't quite right. I think you got it.Chief ecomomists conclusively agree that Dejuan Blair is the leading method for the U.S. to rebound from recession.
I'm pretty sure Dejuan Blair parted the Red Sea.
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