Got a raise today!

[CosmicCowboy]

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

Actually she does work, but it's a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

[tlongII]

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

She doesn't speak english so it's difficult for her to find a job.

[JudynTX]

Actually she does work, it's just a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

Well s bells. I'm in the wrong business.

[mrsmaalox]

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

I can't speak for B2B's wife, but I'm reasonably sure it's not easy for someone without a professional degree to find a job that covers day care for 3 kids.

[mrsmaalox]

In his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.

Actually she does work, but it's a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

What's the deal here CC? B2B can't talk for himself?

[katyon6th]

CC, how do you know so much about B2B?

[BacktoBasics]

People should think about the responsibilities it takes to raise 3 kids before having them. You shouldn't have them if you can't afford them!!!!!!

A loophole is a loophole I can afford my lifestyle without or without the card.

the system is the system.

rich people shouldn't be the only ones able to take advantage of systematic loopholes.

Exactly

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

She does but we report the income under my name since I'm the business owner.

I think he's just buying lobster for the grill, not actually going tot Red Lobster.

That is correct sir

Actually she does work, but it's a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

We do report. Everything is legal. We pay taxes and lots of them.

[CosmicCowboy]

What's the deal here CC? B2B can't talk for himself?

LOL just keeping the boy honest. I can't help it if I have good reading comprehension/retention skills and remember it from previous threads.

[katyon6th]

This is BULL ! I want lobster!!!!

[BacktoBasics]

I can't speak for B2B's wife, but I'm reasonably sure it's not easy for someone without a professional degree to find a job that covers day care for 3 kids.

I put the boy in a head start program. Actual schooling not daycare. She volunteers her time for functions and the child care is free. It is a government program for unemployed moms. Mon-Fri 8-2.

CC, how do you know so much about B2B?

I'm like an open book and CC is my reader.

[BacktoBasics]

LOL just keeping the boy honest. I can't help it if I have good reading comprehension/retention skills and remember it from previous threads.

Many wouldn't or don't agree with how I do things. Its survival of the not so fittest out there. Play smarter not harder.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL just keeping the boy honest. I can't help it if I have good reading comprehension/retention skills and remember it from previous threads.

That's a great skill. Tomorrow I might remember what we talked about about today!

[I. Hustle]

FYI

I was going to change this thread into something like this.

"Got a raise today!

Just checked the ole pantaloons. Looks like I got an increase from a little over 7 inches to a little over 8. Don't worry CC I won't touch your missus, just regulating Mrs. Hustle.

Sounds like I'll be getting slobstered tonight too."

[koriwhat]

wish i got free food and whatnot... instead i pay plenty to eat and even more for supplements per week.

[mrsmaalox]

Hahaha "pantaloons" is a hilarious word

[I. Hustle]

wish i got free food and whatnot... instead i pay plenty to eat and even more for supplements per week.

The supplements is on you partna. Yuo don't HAVE to have that stuff. Don't try to make people feel bad because you are trying to bulk up. Be a man and get the lonestar card and guzzle down some raw eggs.

[BacktoBasics]

very close to plantains which makes me think of banana's which makes me think of fruit porn.

[I. Hustle]

Hahaha "pantaloons" is a hilarious word

I thought that might add to the hilarity. If nothing else that word alone was worth it.

[BacktoBasics]

The supplements is on you partna. Yuo don't HAVE to have that stuff. Don't try to make people feel bad because you are trying to bulk up. Be a man and get the lonestar card and guzzle down some raw eggs.

You know how many raw eggs you could buy with a lonestar card. Thousands.

[mrsmaalox]

very close to plantains which makes me think of banana's which makes me think of fruit porn.

There just aren't enough references to fruit porn around here since Peewee left

[lebomb]

How in the is this different than beggin for money on the street corner to play in a baseball tournament in Arizona???

[koriwhat]

You know how many raw eggs you could buy with a lonestar card. Thousands.

ew eggs.... god no! i used to workout a long time ago when i was 18 and just now got back into working out. anyhow, i used to eat 12 eggs(whites only) + toast + oatmeal + drink a protein shake every morning. i will not go back to that diet ever again! supplements and regular meals only please! haha.

but yeah, i imagine i could get thousands of eggs if i had a lonestar card.

[katyon6th]

very close to plantains which makes me think of banana's which makes me think of fruit porn.

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.

[CosmicCowboy]

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.

[BacktoBasics]

How in the is this different than beggin for money on the street corner to play in a baseball tournament in Arizona???

Well for starters one required an application. The other did not. One issues a very professional looking white credit card. The other does not. There are lots of differences.

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.

Can I mind you?