I had a great weekend. I didn't get arrested or drunk this weekend.
Good Monday morning to everyone. So how did the weekend treat ya? Anyone here have any stories of drunken debauchery such as bar fights, ONS, regrettable outbursts, or ill advised confessions?
Go for it. Let us know what's going on in your life. You might be made fun of or you might be hailed a hero. Don't be scared, it's only the interwebs.
I had a great weekend. I didn't get arrested or drunk this weekend.
So you slept all weekend?
Yup ... as much as Missy let me.
Weakness. Where are all the idiots who live to drink at?
Things I want to know:
*Did B2B's wife finally give him the boot.
*Did Atrain go crazy and put people in arm bars because of all the lol's.
*Did PM5K finally get a little Katy tail.
*Where is Orion.
Things I do not want to hear about:
*Illuzions, MiamiHeats, and KoriWhat's anal adventures
*How many times Mr. & Mrs. Maalox boned
* How much sleep PS and SS got
* CuckingFunt
* What color of ies shorts IronMex bought this weekend.
I've been sick since last Monday. My youngest turns five today (which officially makes me old) and the cake I tried to make for her last night fell into a billion pieces when I tried to transfer it. And if my old man tries to wake me up at 0500 for some fun one more time he's going to lose an as yet undetermined appendage. Overall, not the best weekend (but definitely not the worst anybody's ever had either).
Sucks to hear that Des. What kind of cake was it? At 5 years old I would still have gone to town on a crumbled up cake. Just warm up the frosting and pour it all over and I am good to go. , I would still go for it now.
Only notable event that happened this weekend was getting my 5 inch heels stuck in mud and falling over into the mud whilst trying to get out. Fortunately, this happened after a night out.
shut up
So if PM5K says y'all did the deed he is a liar?
Nah, it just means that PMK5 wasn't notable.
So you are still in the house then? The HEB by my house was trying to sell lobster like crazy. You didn't stop by and snag some?
I slept all weekend ... I think I went out of the house twice.
Mmmmmmm it was heaven!!!
Hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaha.
Gosh, you're funny.
I SAID NO SLEEP TALK! At least make something up. Tell me you went base jumping off the tower into a vat full of tequila or something.
Frankly I don't care what you said ...
Never on purpose.
I had a good Saturday morning- went to Barnes and Nobles, bought a book, and read it over the lunch I treated myself to.
Saturday night I worked at the Spurs. I enjoyed the company of my co-workers and seeing the game, but not as much as usual because I was beginning to feel under the weather.
I should have gone straight home and to sleep after leaving work. But my husband and a bunch of our friends were at Chili's eating dinner so I went and hung out with them.
I woke up feeling really sick in the middle of the night and felt poorly all day Sunday. I had several fevers and the over the counter flu medicine I was taking made me so drowsy I couldn't stay awake.
Last night Bo went out and bought me some Musinex. I am on my second dose of it and am feeling better.
This is a busy work week for me as I work at both jobs today and Wednesday and a long shift on Tuesday.
Then on Black Friday I am scheduled to be at the mall at 4:30 am!
I had tales of drunken debauchery, but... oh well.
oh well.
I just didn't want you to feel left out btw.
Good thing you don't want to hear about it, neither do I
Can't drink on my meds, so no drunken debauchery.
Sick, so I spent most of the weekend in bed.
We got a new kitten, so we spent a good deal of time with him. He's apparently afraid of carpet, and is taking great care to avoid it at all costs. Entertaining, though I look like I lost a fight with a rogue razorblade because of all the times the kitten tried to climb me like a tree.
SFIE and I did have a couple of quickies. Not much to discuss, since I was feeling under the weather, we made it fast but fun. I think we can safely say we've mastered that.
Anything else?
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