Sage Rosenfels is one of the few Jews in the NFL, since he and I are both Jewish, we're basically relatives, so I'm a Vikings fan.
I was thinking about this and Since Adrian Peterson is from Texas and he is black and there are times I wish I was black that pretty much makes us 1st cousins. Go Vikes!!
Sage Rosenfels is one of the few Jews in the NFL, since he and I are both Jewish, we're basically relatives, so I'm a Vikings fan.
I share a birthday with Claire Danes and one time she signed an autograph for a person that drove past a homeless guy wearing a Flavor Flav t-shirt. Flavor Flav wears a viking helmet so I guess that makes me a lifelong Vikings fan.
Yeaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyyy
I go eat at this chinese food place by where I work and one of the cooks in the back is from Mexico. His cousin works at a hotel in Cabo and he cleaned the room after this guy took a hooker back to his room and had her give him a Cleveland Steamer. So that pretty much makes me a Browns fan.
I once got the clap from a girl I met who was born in New Orleans...therefore, I'm a Saints fan for eternity (scratch). Geaux Saints!!! !! !
I dont know man, that might only be valid till the meds clear that up, now if it were herpes I would say yes you got yourself a team 4 life!!
I saw a possum get hit by a Dodge Charger while walking near the Phillips Ave part of the LA River...I later charged dinner on my credit card. Does this make me a Charger fan? You betcha.
Hey one of the people I live with drives a Dodge Charger, AND another one is a Chargers fan. I bleed baby blue.
My first beer was a Colt .45 40oz when I was 14...that means Go Dallas Clark! I bleed Colt Blue & White!!!
I like to eat Buffalo wings with my best friend Bill. Bill is from New York and went to school with Tupac and Jada Pinkett. Tupac moved to Cali and wore a lot of Raiders gear that he bought from a chain department store that specializes in goods that are made on an Indian reservation by Navajo tribes, because they make jackets and hats that need to be sent everywhere they have a deal with FedEx to send the merchandise everywhere on their jets so I guess that makes me a Jets fan!
I graduated from the school of hard knocks where I once was held for obstruction of justice during a shooting. I have the letter U in my first name and that is where Ray Lewis went to school. Therefore, I am a Ravens' fan through and through. I'm also po' you know, broke? So i'm like Edgar Allen Poe...
You know I used to watch the Wire on HBO and that takes place in Baltimore so im totally a Ravens fan now.
I once passed a tree riding into Oregon's Tamarack Swamp.
I guess that makes me a lifelong Patriots fan.
I found a soccer ball in the street one time. Damn, I have to root for Manchester United now.
or fantasy football fans
If you're not a Manc you're a wank!!!!
How does that tie you to the team though?
I'm half Thai, date a black girl, and I would like to sleep with alot of mistresses...that makes me a Tiger Woods' fan fo' life.
I did a radio show with Peter Burns..he co-hosted with Andy Everett who is a huge Tiger Woods fan. Tiger got whacked in the grill with a nine-iron by his wife. His wife was the nanny to Charlie Sheen but quit because he kept trying to get her to blow him...Charlie got her number from Wesley Snipes who got her number from Woody Harrelson who banged her while on the set of his movie The Cowboy Way.... ...i'm still a Dallas fan.
I once cooked ostrich waffles before Oliver yelled something. So I guess that makes me a Niners fan
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