Man marries pillow

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

We can't judge just from looks. It's what's inside that counts. She might be one of those freaky goose feather girls who loving going down.

[sonic21]

if they were to get into a pillow fight it would lead to domestic violence charges.

[mrsmaalox]

She'll smother him with affection.

[ShoogarBear]

I think the relationship will turn out to be all fluff.

[JamStone]

When she's down, will he comforter?

Could she leave him for Blanket Jackson?

[Xylus]

I hear she gives good head support.

[benefactor]

In a few years...he's gonna dump it for a younger thinner pillow.

Actually, it will get flatter and he will dump it for a fluffier one.

[ShoogarBear]

Wonder if he remembered to get a pre-nap?

[benefactor]

I hear she gives good head support.

Sticking it between your legs helps relax stiffness too.

[Bender]

Snicker . . . the pillow wore white.

oh, man... I was scrolling thru the thread to see if anyone made a "white dress" joke, cuz I was going to...

too slow.

[23LeBronJames23]

If its stuffed with money ima go out with her!

[Bukefal]

wow thats sick

[EmptyMan]

There is some really weird coming out of Japan.

How do they go from Samurai to this...

[exstatic]

There is some really weird coming out of Japan.

How do they go from Samurai to this...

MUTATIONS!!

[Jimcs50]

I never married mine, why buy the cow if I got the milk for free?

[Many PackYao]

I wonder what the kids will look like.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder what the kids will look like.

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[Many PackYao]

?

I was thinking more like this.

[The Reckoning]

hay, id hit it

[BlackSwordsMan]

I was thinking more like this.

fill a toilet paper roll with hamburger meat and put this pillow in front of me
I could see myself doing something like this

[howbouthemspurs]

I give him my best! I hope they live a long and healthy life together. Love is hard to find these days and Im happy that they found each other... i mean they look so good toget.... im sorry, this is just too ed up for me to finish.

[TheManFromAcme]

MUTATIONS!!

They honeymooned in Hiroshima and will concieve little pillows in Nagasaki...

[RandomGuy]

I have ceased to be amazed at the bizarre, ed-up things that Japanese people seem to do on a regular basis.

[Whisky Dog]

fill a toilet paper roll with hamburger meat and put this pillow in front of me
I could see myself doing something like this

Toilet paper roll? I'd need a Folgers can. The kind you can only buy at Costco.

[IronMaxipad]

Would it be considered cheating if he changes the pillow case?