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  1. #2676
    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I saved the life of a baby turtle a couple of weeks back. The old lady and I were strolling down a walking path near our house and I noticed a small turtle, about the size of a silver dollar, on the path. I thought it was dead but I picked the little bas up and his legs starting going. I took him to the pond that was near and put him near it. The little nut hauled his little turtle ass to the water and took off swimming. I saved his life. I'm a hero.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    To the mfers who got a hold of my CC number: S my C.

    Not just for charging a paltry $130 at Apple, but also for making me have to deal with 3 different Indian(dots, not feathers) CSRs.

    Talk about a nightmare.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    And I finally finished my fireplace. I went the lazy route and didn't add to the hearth for two years. Mainly because I didn't ing feel like doing the work. That granite ain't exactly light.

    I know everyone likes pictures:


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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    My wife is asleep next to me. She took some benadryl because she wasn't feeling to well. I like to look at her sleep. It makes me wonder how I got so lucky.

    Do you play tricks on her like glueing her eyes shut? Or would she whup your ass?
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Do you play tricks on her like glueing her eyes shut? Or would she whup your ass?
    I don't know about whup but whoop she might do.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I have faith that, if I hope hard enough, one of these days I'll wake up with the power to clean my house by snapping my fingers.
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  7. #2682
    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    I'm a firm believer in farming out the house cleaning duties to illegals.

    Works wonders on my ability to procrastinate daily chores.

    If I could find someone to come and do my laundry once a week, then I think I'd pretty much be set.
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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    I regret never listening to Beastie Boy's Paul's Boutique until later in life. That is an amazing piece of work.
    and like ricky always says you got to toke and pass...
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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    and like ricky always says you got to toke and pass...
    toke and pass..just like

    reign and blodeeee
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    To the mfers who got a hold of my CC number: S my C.

    Not just for charging a paltry $130 at Apple, but also for making me have to deal with 3 different Indian(dots, not feathers) CSRs.

    Talk about a nightmare.
    Damn, if I had known that I coulda gotten some more Redskins shirts.
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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    whataburger is opening a restaurant in West Campus.

    my prayers have been answered.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    ahahahaha.


    i find you attractive. you are similar in age to me. i want to date you. can i take you on a date? pretty woman, walking down the street, pretty woman, the kind i like to meet.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Was the poster oklahomasucktexas?
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    p[retty in p[ink
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    yes it was me.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I can hook you up. Ashbeeigh takes my advice very seriously.
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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh went and saved the best for last
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh went and saved the best for last
    What does this mean?
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    mookie is down with V-Will.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I can hook you up. Ashbeeigh takes my advice very seriously.
    I'm still waiting for my geeky Jewey lookin' non-Jew you promised me over winter break.
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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    HA its a song




    im cutting up tha bang with some vangelis featuring vanessa williams
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I'm still waiting for my geeky Jewey lookin' non-Jew you promised me over winter break.
    How do you know that is not him?
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  22. #2697
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh wants a guy with a jewfro?
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    p[retty in p[ink
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    Why do old men have raspy voices?
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh wants a guy with a jewfro?
    No, I'm thinking more of an Andy Samberg/Bryan Greenberg type.
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  25. #2700
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Who is Bryan Greenberg?

    So if it's not the jewfro, then you like men with big noses?
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