Consider the King...gone...to New York and lapdances to Danzig and 2 Live Crew from here on out...
LeBron James -- Free Lap Dances for Life, If ...
Originally posted May 11th 2010 9:10 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks -- a lifetime of free stripper action.
The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:
- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse
Good luck competing with that Utah!
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/11/lebron...#ixzz0neyk2gO1
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Consider the King...gone...to New York and lapdances to Danzig and 2 Live Crew from here on out...
Yeah, I'm sure Lebron has problem finding es that would throw at him for free.
I'm sure he does have problems with women who will throw it at him and then let him leave.
Scores is overrated, but this is just one of many offers to come..a lot of buzz here already, everybody cheering against the Cavs..
NY basketball already took a step forward with Prokhorov being approved today..the next step will be Lebron..
You're a chick/stripper and you see LeBron...you're thinking $$ all the way. That is the biggest of cash cows imaginable. Also, look at the dark side of all the access to stripper poon. (Tiger Woods)
In New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
Theres nothing you can’t do
Now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
The lights will inspire you
I'm sure "lap dance" is code word for "blow job."
Lifetime for free. That would be nice when LeBron is 75 years old getting topped off by some 19 year old chica.
is dat da chik from 90210 on your sig?
I want to be a part of it... New York, New York!
Scores is now Rick's. It is right next to Garden so it makes sense for them to want the Garden to be packed for 41 games a year. Bet the dance is free but he still endss up tipping![]()
yessir!
the only thing i can say here is, his wife will pull a 50/50 on his assets
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