Sex during Class

MiamiHeat · 05-13-2010

I get most of my life lessons from personal experiences, like making mistakes and learning from them. God forbid someone accurately portrays an aspect of life on film. .

yeah that was rude of me

I saw that movie too

JoeChalupa · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by Trainwreck2100

not neat, but i do occasionally get hit on by gay men and black women. yech.

Once you go...oh, never mind.

JoeChalupa · 05-13-2010

I was that "nice guy" for many years and would get the infamous "I like you as a friend" line all the time but alcohol did turn some of those friends into booty calls.

J.T. · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by JoeChalupa

I was that "nice guy" for many years and would get the infamous "I like you as a friend" line all the time but alcohol did turn some of those friends into booty calls.

What you do is hit on another girl in front of her and she'll stop thinking of you as a friend if she likes you back any.

Probably doesn't help you now but I always liked seeing the answers to the test so I know what I missed.

Trainwreck2100 · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by J.T.

What you do is hit on another girl in front of her and she'll stop thinking of you as a friend if she likes you back any.

Probably doesn't help you now but I always liked seeing the answers to the test so I know what I missed.

I hate looking back on the es i missed honestly.

Jekka · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by MiamiHeat

It's still a very, very intimate act.

Humans are mostly territorial when it comes to relationships.

If you're a woman who loves to go around the block, don't be surprised that your new boyfriend doesn't want to marry you or take you seriously.

You aren't "his", you've given your most private self to everyone.

When you both belong to each other, you feel much happier and feel more connected and dedicated to each other. Much less likely to leave your partner.

People used to know this.

I'm so glad that there are still good people around like you who will bear the burden of upholding the double standard.

LnGrrrR · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by J.T.

Are you like a hardcore nerd though? Like this obviously virgin freckled ginger kid wearing glasses I saw walking out of Iron Man 2 complaining in the most nerdy voice possible after hearing his friend say he can't find his keys, "Gee, I feel really encouraged by that considering you drove here!" He even ed up sarcasm! WTF?

I will quote the relevant parts of my post...

Originally Posted by LnGrrrR

I'm a nerd, but I keep it on the inside, plus I'm in the military so that helped.

I like pretty much any "nerdy" thing there is.

However, I'm not ugly, and I have good personal hygiene. That makes a big difference. I also don't share my nerdiness with total strangers or out in public.

I knew someone new to work, who heard from another person that I played DnD once or twice when I was in high school (didn't care for it much). Within five minutes, he was telling me about some high-level wizard character he had.

That's just messed up. When your imaginary persona is more interesting than you are, you need help.

MiamiHeat · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by Jekka

I'm so glad that there are still good people around like you who will bear the burden of upholding the double standard.

in case you missed it, I said I waited too.

and secondly, I also said "belong to each other" to further show I mean it both ways

but if you want to get upset and spew some feminist crap on me, go ahead.

SpursStalker · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by JudynTX

@ this thread turning into religion.

Just like every other thread here ....

*waits in the playgroud for JT*

z0sa · 05-13-2010

this thread was good for some lulz

LnGrrrR · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by SpursStalker

Just like every other thread here ....

*waits in the playgroud for JT*

*sneaks behind the swingset with a camera*

SpursStalker · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by LnGrrrR

*sneaks behind the swingset with a camera*

Don't forget to take the lens cap off ...

panic giraffe · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by MiamiHeat

At 10 years old, I was catching frogs and lizards, playing football and basketball with my friends, opening up my war chest collection of fake ninja swords, plastic machine guns, plastic grenades, commando knives, and guns and having huge mock wars with my friends... and playing video games on the SNES.

I didn't start thinking about girls "in that way" until I was around 14.

You guys were giving hand jobs and going on dates at 12. Weird.

and you're in your twenties, right? all that means is that your parents did an excellent job of turning you into a mushroom. it's ok to be sheltered, but when you grow up, most people see the world for what it really is...

at 12 i was doing what any good 12 year old should do, smokin' weed, skatin' my life away, playing guitar, and mackin' on older es that i had no chance with.

Originally Posted by MiamiHeat

The Hebrew equivalent of our "w" is the letter "vav" or "waw". The numerical value of vav is 6.

www = 666

The internet age brings us closer to the apocalypse. The corruption of our youth, the free flowing of radical ideas.

God save us all.

then do us all a favor and get off of it. for good.

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transves e?

LnGrrrR · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by SpursStalker

Don't forget to take the lens cap off ...

Er... thanks! *needs to work on the sneakiness*

z0sa · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by panic giraffe

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transves e?

Isn't that the post he erased in shame?

JoeChalupa · 05-13-2010

Originally Posted by panic giraffe

and you're in your twenties, right? all that means is that your parents did an excellent job of turning you into a mushroom. it's ok to be sheltered, but when you grow up, most people see the world for what it really is...

at 12 i was doing what any good 12 year old should do, smokin' weed, skatin' my life away, playing guitar, and mackin' on older es that i had no chance with.

then do us all a favor and get off of it. for good.

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transves e?

I'm glad I was a mushroom at 12 and got to enjoy being a kid. IMO, kids these days grow up too fast and don't experience childhood and then act like adults at a very young age and then want they screw up want to be treated like kids again. "Oh, gosh..don't send the kid to jail..he's just a child!"..my ass.