Los Angeles Lakers Sexual Misconduct

[monosylab1k]

[lefty]

Isn't there a story about the 80's Lakers having origies with colorado chicks after home games, in the sauna room at the Forum?

[monosylab1k]

[Giuseppe]

Heat announce Mavs retirement, 3rd quarter, game three.

tee, hee.

[monosylab1k]

Heat announce Mavs retirement, 3rd quarter, game three.

tee, hee.

4th quarter with 5 minutes to go actually.

stay on topic.

[tdunk21]

[monosylab1k]

http://edition1.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0308/05/se.06.html

ZAHN: Tell us a little bit about the day that you found out that your husband had been arrested for soliciting a pros ute. How did you find out?

WILDER: Yes, I had been out shopping for furniture for a new home we had just purchased and came home and in my living room were two of my dearest friends. I immediately assumed that there had been a death in my family. But the television was playing in the background and at the top of the hour "Headline News" broke and his arrest was the lead story. So that's the way I found out, just like millions of other people through "Headline News."

[Giuseppe]

4th quarter with 5 minutes to go actually.

stay on topic.

The Heat pounded your ass, and you ended up loving it.

[Killakobe81]

you rape women, solicit pros utes, sleep with 13 year old girls and disown your own child, and get AIDS from gay sex?

yeah, you're right, that IS what they do out in Los Angeles.

Karl Malone is not really a Laker ...that season neve happened ...at least i wish it NEVER did ..

1. Colorado
2. Malone injured
3. Malone hitting on Vanessa "I'm hunting for little mexican girls"
4. The PJ Vs, Payton feud ... though less sexythan shaq/Kobe but almost as damaging
5. 4-1 in the Finals ...nuff said

Only bright point was Fisher's 0.4 shot which ulimately meant little ...

2004 sucked i was in Rochester NY and me and my wife was beefing ...
2004 was ass!!!

[21_Blessings]

We can add the Dallas Maverick franchise to the long list of sexual misconduct victims.

[Höfner]

We can add the Dallas Maverick franchise to the long list of sexual misconduct victims.

62-61 comes to mind

[dirk4mvp]

http://edition1.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0308/05/se.06.html

[Giuseppe]

Yes, dirk4, it's , but, if you think it's gonna erase the Heat pullin' your shorts down and setting them on your ankles, think again, buster-brown. You got taken to the cleaners, and what's more, they made ya like it.

ha, ha.

[Steve Jobs]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting pros ution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

You're an idiot, just the kind of person that makes me filthy rich. God Bless you!

[Giuseppe]

The best thing Bryant ever did was hire that JYD of an attorney (left of Kobe's squeeze). Jesus Christ, she was without an ounce of conscience.

[midnightpulp]

The best thing Bryant ever did was hire that JYD of an attorney (left of Kobe's squeeze).

[Giuseppe]

Grand mems, Mid. My glory days of rasslin' was the '60s, but, the above reign was still the goods.

[The Gemini Method]

R.i.p jyd...

[midnightpulp]

Grand mems, Mid. My glory days of rasslin' was the '60s, but, the above reign was still the goods.

Good memories of tuning in on the 'ol Philco to watch the likes of Lou Thesz, Freddie Blassie, and Gorgeous George?

The Golden Age, indeed.

[Giuseppe]

I was a little later with Johnny Valentine, Lord Athol Layton, The Sheik, Bobo Brazil, Haystacks Calhoun, & Hans Mortier with his manager Red Barry who would use his cane to pry open the full nelson that Hans used as his finishing hold. tee, hee.

[tdunk21]

We can add the Dallas Maverick franchise to the long list of sexual misconduct victims.

[midnightpulp]

I was a little later with Johnny Valentine, Lord Athol Layton, The Sheik, Bobo Brazil, Haystacks Calhoun, & Hans Mortier with his manager Red Barry who would use his cane to pry open the full nelson that Hans used as his finishing hold. tee, hee.

Awesome.

Did you ever see the wrestling bear?

[Giuseppe]

No, how did that look?

[midnightpulp]

No, how did that look?

[Giuseppe]

Good stuff, Mid.

Here's Terry Funk and Lee Canalito from "Paradise Alley."