If You Had To Choose ...

[Blackjack]

I had a revelation the other day. A disturbing revelation, but a revelation nonetheless: rooting for either the Lakers or a team with both KG and Ray Allen is like choosing between death by The Jew Bear or being forced to watch a Basketball Wives marathon.

Being that there are plenty of Lakers and Celtics fans here, I'd ask you to oblige me by envisioning two of your most despised teams or teams consisting of some of your most despised players and answer this pertinent question from your omnipotent King, Blackjack:

The Bear Jew



or


Basketball Wives




Thank ya much.

[Blackjack]

A 2:1 advantage for the most morally bankrupt (and not in the good way), gold-digging, self-important semen incubators? Really?

I mean, REALLY???

My subjects disappoint me . . .

The Jew Bear ... that's too long a wait.