Worst/Best/Most Interesting dreams....

[Chachachango]

One night I dreamt that I was a photographer and was taking pics of some hot ass blonde girl that was wearing a nice white bikini. we started flirting and we ended naked. Well, when it was time for me to take caRe of business my mAn part would'nt work right. lol. She played with it to get going but still didn't work. Next day I had to beat it just to make sure everything was working. Worst dream I had.

[baseline bum]

I had a dream one of my friends and I were eating breakfast tacos in Oakland (yes, I know no one eats breakfast tacos in Cali, but it's a dream), and my friend points out the window to the top of a hill and says "That's MC Hammer's mansion!". As I turned away, I saw Jimmy Carter a couple of tables over, eating tacos and dressed like MC Hammer, baggy pants and all.

I also had a dream that I was kid, and my dad was blowing up nuclear bombs in the back yard. He told he made them out of pico de gallo.

I think I took too much acid back in the day or something.

[koriwhat]

I think I took too much acid back in the day or something.

that's always a good thing!

[dickface]

Craziest dream ever for me is:

My alarm goes off, I wake up. I'm walking around the old house I grew up in as a kid, getting some cereal. The entire time I have that awareness that I'm dreaming, so...

I wake up for real. Go into the kitchen, get a glass of water. Hear a strange noise outside. Go into the backyard and see a plane crash in the backyard right in front of my face...

I wake up for real again. Think to myself "that dream was crazy as " I jump into the shower, hear a beeping noise...

And then I really truly do wake up for real. My alarm was going off. But the last two times I "woke up" in my dream I could have sworn I was actually awake. I wasn't on any drugs and I hadn't had anything to drink the night before. It was really strange.

[Blackjack]

Wish I could tell you. My dreams are all over the place ranging from everyday life type stuff to being involved in some war-type scenarios saving people, taking bullets and usually ending up pretty messed up -- and that's in the same dream.

I guess the weird ones are the dreams that actually turn out to be a premonition (as bat- crazy as it sounds), where I see random things occur that don't usually have anything to do with myself: sports deaths, freak injuries, world events, etc.

Seeing something happen after already experiencing it in a dream I guess would cons ute 'weird,' eh?

But maybe it was baseline's acid . . .

[IronMexican]

Worst Dream: I was eaten alive by alligators.

Had that one before.

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

I had a dream I was slamming a 's head through a plate glass window. And then I woke up and slammed a 's head through a plate glass window.

[Pero]

Worst Dream: I was eaten alive by alligators.

Hm, I wonder if you could have been eaten dead and still remember it?

[David Bowie]

I used to have a reoccuring dream where somebody is constantly chasing me in order to kill me. I would always wake up before the assailant got the chance to harm me. However, one time, the guy shot me in the back. It hurt so much , that I woke up. When I woke up, the spot where I got shot in my dream was burning!!! Weird!

[xellos88330]

Hm, I wonder if you could have been eaten dead and still remember it?

reminds me of this little chestnut.

[Sisk]

Damn it I realized after reading some of these that I'm going to have f*cked up dreams tonight..

[Mavs_man_41]

lol at the who keeps replying to every god damn thread/reply i post here... you got anything better to do man?

it's ok to play tuff guy on the internet, afterall it's the cool thing kids are doing these days.

you're a and you know it! don't lie... you know it.

this ain't going to turn into another me vs. the squad thread so i'll just leave it as it is. good day!

You are such a ing pussy.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol at the who keeps replying to every god damn thread/reply i post here... you got anything better to do man?

it's ok to play tuff guy on the internet, afterall it's the cool thing kids are doing these days.

you're a and you know it! don't lie... you know it.

this ain't going to turn into another me vs. the squad thread so i'll just leave it as it is. good day!

[dirk4mvp]

lol at the who keeps replying to every god damn thread/reply i post here... you got anything better to do man?

it's ok to play tuff guy on the internet, afterall it's the cool thing kids are doing these days.

you're a and you know it! don't lie... you know it.

this ain't going to turn into another me vs. the squad thread so i'll just leave it as it is. good day!

[koriwhat]

who would've guessed? really... haha

[manufan10]

Seriously, I have had a recurring dream that some buddies and I are actual players in Halo 3. Every time I have the dream, we're on High Grounds. It's a pretty cool dream.

[JudynTX]

How can you remember your dreams so vividly? I wish I could.

[manufan10]

How can you remember your dreams so vividly? I wish I could.

I use a video camera.

[JudynTX]

After my mother passed away, brothers and sisters said she appeared in their dreams alot. I can only remember an image of her in one of my dreams. I wish she would come visit me more often.

[manufan10]

After my mother passed away, brothers and sisters said she appeared in their dreams alot. I can only remember an image of her in one of my dreams. I wish she would come visit me more often.

That's cool. I've had one of my grandpa 2 years after he passed away.

[mrsmaalox]

I never remember dreams.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I never remember dreams.

I either read or saw a show that said you literally have to think about what you dreamt right when you get up. You have to make a point of doing that or you'll completely forget what you dreamt of. I've done that where I was trying to piece togeher a dream, got busy with something else then after a while I just forget and started making up stuff. Done that a few times.

[SpursStalker]

I use a video camera.

I wanna see

[RGMCSE]

I have to chime in on this topic.

When I was a kid I had 3 reoccurring dreams.

1: Freddy Kruegar would chase me in a maze inside a chicken coop type of barn. The dream would actually ing loop itself with different ending results. In one dream it could be that the dream would loop about 4 times. It was ing torture as I was only about 8-9 years old.

2: I had a dream that I would be standing in the middle of the street in front of the house I grew up in. The moon was big and orange and their would be a semi at the end of the road with its lights off and engine on. Then after a few minutes of being paralyzed in fear by the moon and the truck in the distance the semi's lights would light up and then the truck would start to rev and hall ass in my direction. As the truck would get right up to me that's when I would wake up in a cold sweat.

3. I would be fishing in the middle of the ocean and Jaws just come out of nowhere and devour half the ing boat. I would be in the water and blood was everywhere. Then I would realize half my torso was gone. That's when I would wake up.

2 of the 3 dreams were nightmares from seeing the movies Jaws and Freddy Kruegar. It's weird cause I wasn't really scared of the movie but the dreams were horrific. Dream #2 had something to do with noticing my first orange moon (forget what the real term of this is) and the other has something to do with the fact that my dad drove for a living.


Now onto some sexual dreams, I always dream about running into the hottest chic at the mall and just going at it like no tomorrow. It would be the most euphoric sex ever and was just mind blowing. But then I can never ever find her again. She's just vanished. It really sucks because the dream feels so real but the anguish over not being able to her just one more time is maddening.

I've had one wet dream in all my life. One time I was dreaming again that I was just boning some ridiculously beautiful women ever. It was just beautiful how soft and easy it was to do her so nicely. I was really feeling every movement and every stroke of her soft wet hot vagina. Then I came all over my wife's ass. I woke up feeling like wow that was ing weird. It felt like I really came. Then i pulled the covers off and realized I ed all over the place and my wife was like WTF? She thought that I rubbed one out on her....

[Cry Havoc]

I either read or saw a show that said you literally have to think about what you dreamt right when you get up. You have to make a point of doing that or you'll completely forget what you dreamt of. I've done that where I was trying to piece togeher a dream, got busy with something else then after a while I just forget and started making up stuff. Done that a few times.

This helps a lot.

I've also had a history of pretty severe tornado dreams. It mostly comes from living in the Midwest my entire life, right on the edge of tornado alley. Tornadoes are by far the most frequent situation I dream about.