Tell me what you guys think of these suggestions... I think these would really improve the NBA
1) You're only allowed 2 timeouts all game
2) Raise the rim to 12 feet. also make the rim like street ball where it is light enough for someone to shake it.
2) Instead of 5 players on the court at one time let's make it seven. Nothing really changes except you get to have an extra guy who is able to shake the goal making it tougher to shoot, and then you have your 7th man who is able to sit on the goal with a goalie mask on, and swat every shot ala goaltending
3) Fans are allowed to shine laser pointers in the players eyes
4) If you're over 7 feet tall you are not allowed to dunk
5) if the goalie is able to throw the ball from his basket cross court through the other basket its an automatic win
6) You are allowed to subs ute goalies once every game, and he must do a double backflip off the goal when going to the bench
7) Free throws are still in the game, but you are allowed to shove the player as hard as you can as soon as he lets go of the ball
8) There are three trap doors in unknown locations on the court, if you fall in there you must do battle in the Arena of Death with mountain lions until your teammate bails you out by making 100 shots in a row from half court
9) The team with the most points loses
Any other suggestions guys?
wait a second....this wouldn't work dude
I see what you did there, BUMP.
No way my Dirky Dirk wouldn't be able to handle this...
i assume this thread is mocking another thread....i will go look for it.
I don't appreciate that kind of at ude.
Do you know how much work it took me to think of these?
Oh come on.
#8 seems like a pretty unrealistic suggestion.
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