If you could be anything other than yourself...

[SpursFanDan]

what, or who would you be?

I'd probably have to be jessica alba's g-string.

[Trainwreck2100]

A lotto winner with a hot open minded wife with equally open minded hot friends.

[T Park]

I would have liked to have started playing golf at the age of 6, and taken it seriously, maybe by now, Id be on the Nationwide tour.

[adrienne]

I'd be a little taller...and a mommy.

[Spam]

How do u like your Buick?

I thought for sure you'd say "black".

[Zombie]

I thought for sure you'd say "black".

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

[Jimcs50]

what, or who would you be?

I'd probably have to be jessica alba's g-string.

I wanna be your t-shirt when i
t's wet - wanna be the
shower when you sweat
I gotta to be the tattoo on your skin - ya lemme be your
bed baby - when you climb in
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep - lemme be the
secrets that you keep
I gotta be the spoon - ta stir your cream
I wanna to be the one that really makes you scream
I wanna be - your lipstick when ya lick it
I wanna be - your high heels when ya kick it
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear


I wanna be the itch that you scratch - wanna be your
chair when you relax
I got to be your razor when you shave
Wanna be the habit that really makes you crave
I wanna be - your hot tub - when you're dippin'
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you're drippin'
I wanna be - your tail baby - when you're sippin'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear

Wanna be your sleepin' bag - baby slip inside
Let me be your motorcycle n' take ya for a ride -
alright
I wanna be - your hot sauce - ya when you're cookin'
I wanna be - your sunglasses - hey good lookin'
I wanna be - wanna be the one - ya stick your hook in'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

Oh ya I wanna be - your underwear

[Cant_Be_Faded]

George W. Bush

[Jimcs50]

damn, u can see her in s.

start jerking off then.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i take it back
i would rather be jessica alba

[mouse]

I would be your father, that way, I could wear a rubber that night.

[adrienne]

Jessica Alba is second only to Angelina in my heterosexual lesbian fantasies.

[Chris]

I would be an Oscar Meyer weiner. Isn't that what we all would truly like to be?

[The sone]

I wanna be your t-shirt when i
t's wet - wanna be the
shower when you sweat
I gotta to be the tattoo on your skin - ya lemme be your
bed baby - when you climb in
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep - lemme be the
secrets that you keep
I gotta be the spoon - ta stir your cream
I wanna to be the one that really makes you scream
I wanna be - your lipstick when ya lick it
I wanna be - your high heels when ya kick it
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear


I wanna be the itch that you scratch - wanna be your
chair when you relax
I got to be your razor when you shave
Wanna be the habit that really makes you crave
I wanna be - your hot tub - when you're dippin'
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you're drippin'
I wanna be - your tail baby - when you're sippin'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear

Wanna be your sleepin' bag - baby slip inside
Let me be your motorcycle n' take ya for a ride -
alright
I wanna be - your hot sauce - ya when you're cookin'
I wanna be - your sunglasses - hey good lookin'
I wanna be - wanna be the one - ya stick your hook in'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

Oh ya I wanna be - your underwear

how friggin deep is this. this took some real thought...props!!!

[gospursgojas]

how friggin deep is this. this took some real thought...props!!!

Lets see you do better

[The sone]

Lets see you do better

i dont think i can, by the way i was being sincere. sorry if i came off as anything other than.

[ZStomp]

Lets see you do better

The man was giving Props!

[gospursgojas]

The man was giving Props!

Yeah we covered that already

[ZStomp]

Yeah we covered that already

really? i didn't see you respond?
Que sera..sera.

[Ginofan]

I'd be one of my aunt's cats. They have the good life...eat, sleep, and lounge around alllllll day in a pretty plush house. No one to annoy the out of you, just do whatever the want to, when you want to. Of course the occassional trips to the vets for shots and stuff, but being able to sleep all day more than makes up for it. To be a cat, that would be the life.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd be my daughter.
man she is always happy about everything.
has boundless energy, runs around like her bateries never die.
she has food and sippy cups magically appear at her whim.
she doesn't even need to take time form the day to make a trip to the potty what with those kick ass pampers.
and she enjoys the luxury of being carried everywhere we need to go.
and cuddled and hugged all the time.

[SpursFanDan]

I'd be my daughter.
man she is always happy about everything.
has boundless energy, runs around like her bateries never die.
she has food and sippy cups magically appear at her whim.
she doesn't even need to take time form the day to make a trip to the potty what with those kick ass pampers.
and she enjoys the luxury of being carried everywhere we need to go.
and cuddled and hugged all the time.

Ahh yes, just wait until she becomes independent, and the words, "I'll do whatever I want, I'm a teenager now" comes out of her mouth.

[TheTruth]

I'd be my daughter.
man she is always happy about everything.
has boundless energy, runs around like her bateries never die.
she has food and sippy cups magically appear at her whim.
she doesn't even need to take time form the day to make a trip to the potty what with those kick ass pampers.
and she enjoys the luxury of being carried everywhere we need to go.
and cuddled and hugged all the time.

So you want to eat mashed vegetables EVERY day, and have and piss all over yourself all the time?

[bigzak25]

why would i want to be anything other than myself?

if i could be anything other than myself, i'd be myself with a few thou saved in the bank, my school loan paid off, and minus about 100 pounds...i'm workin on it.

i must admit i did like the alba thong idea though...but why not just get jessica alba as a girlfriend. she's definitely hot, but i wonder what she's like? oh well, i digress....

[sa21]

I would be Amy Duncan so I could have Tim Duncan.