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brah i found some j witt
mono
pussyface
tbh Dez is the funniest because he hasn't proven as a NFL receiver yet, which causes mass amounts of butthurt from opposing fans. I wish grey named spurfans weren't all cowboys fans because there the easiest to troll.
but back on topic...
brah i found some j witt
Did someone said butthurt????
I will tell you what butt hurt is, one day I was strolling to Santa Barbara looking for my long lost lover, Costanza. I have met her in Santa Monica, but heard rumblings that she moved to Santa Barbara.
One day I was hiking by mountains, screaming ''COSTANZA WHERE ARE YOU??????''' then I heard a scream from young lady, I decided to take a look, then I saw a pack of no good asian mafia gangbanging a innocent white girl, I decided to help her, at first the asian mafia retreated, but came back 5 minutes later when they realized that the cops wasnt gonna make it on time.
The asian mafia surrounded me, ready to attack, good thing I had my nunchucks with me, so I was ready to fight, If I was gonna go down, I was gonna go down with a fight.
But the asian mafia was just too good and too overwhelming, the next thing you know, I was in Mexico.
In a donkey show, I was lucky that the donkey who was supposed to penetrate me that evening could not get it up.
So that left me precisely 8 hours to escape before the other donkey tries to penetrate my asshole for the morning show.
I had to think, I had to think fast, I had to be precise, I knew the only way to escape was to somehow bribe the security person who was looking after me.
I offered him money
he refused
I offered him my new G Shock watch
He almost said yes, but refused
I offered him my new Kobe's shoes
He was a Phoenix Suns fan
I offered him every single thing I had
But he wanted to a my virgin asshole
I had no choice, it was either him or a donkey infront of hundreds of people.
thedong has a little culburn in him tbh
lol nah, just a filipino figger trying to rap
Tbh pussyface's retirement was one of the best things to happen to mono's career here as an ST poster.
I don't really know much about these two posters but reading this I will say that Howard Stern was a force of nature when he first came on the radio here in Dallas and he destroyed any of the garbage the Ticket has ever done. Hombre came on the air insulted the out of Dallas, insulted the local radio's employee's accents, said the city was only known nationally for the JFK assassination, and still went to number one in record time in morning drive which is by far the biggest audience in radio, the "prime time" so to speak. So just by pointing that out Pussyface won the argument in that thread.
here i am badfish! are you happy? no i am not mavsdynasty
lol u got banned 2day on db.com
Just checked back there. That place is dead now.
its funny how adyer is still butthurt about how many people I got to copy his avatar
"Did you get duped into using my avatar, too?
LOL"
I can only view the forum using a proxy tbh
yeah u better come back. kiss a little tech ass.
"You pathetic fat piece of !"
There are two type of Pussies.......
A pussy who wants to be ed regardless
and a pussy who uses the pussy to get something.
A pussy who wants to be ed regardless is your one night stands
we stick around for the pussy who needs from you to be ed cause theyre good pussy.
A pussy is like a carsales woman.
You dont have to pay the whole price for you to let it it.
But if your credit is good enough, it will let it you
Now here comes the relationship part, you dont want your downpayment going to waste by having the pussy repo itself.
But once you complete the payments on the pussy, the pussy is yours.
the key is to lease the pussy, and not buy so you can upgrade to a better pussy in the future. now, if you feel like that pussy is the one, then you can always buy it
But you dont want to be driving a 2010 pussy in 5 years, trust me. It may be good reliable pussy who gets you from to , but the mileage on that pussy will always be visible.
yeah u better come back. kiss a little tech ass.
"You pathetic fat piece of !"
And im sure its just a coincidence that MD stopped posting as soon as you started
crofl at thedong going on these huge tangents just because the word pussy was in the thread.
he said it will take "a heck of an apology"
And im sure its just a coincidence that MD stopped posting as soon as you started
BDL= Michael Dugat
BadFish: Sorry tech, I love you.
Tech: Not good enough!
Badfish: I SUCK YO !!!!!!!!
tbh when i said MD i meant MavsDynasty, not the great MD that I almost picked up in that draft that cause maximum butthurt among the other posters.
Anyways, back on topic.
I hear fools telling me you have to the pussy right to keep on lockdown, but these clowns dont know what they're talking about.
The secret to ing
aint about size, aint about foreplay nor how you suck the clit, all that is irrelevant.
its about how you , you can the for 3 hours and make her 10 times, but if you didnt in her right, she will leave you for another n!gg@ regardless.
the key is
dont matter how long u the , u can pre ejaculate for all i give a , but when you make sure you let her know my name is __________ and here is my man juice, take it .
Pull out, put yo in front of her face and like a man, then she'll know who she just with.
Yo boy MD in da mutha in house
Roddy Beaubois/Badfish thinks we are the same poster
set the record straight
lol badfish
tbh idk why though
All I said was I knew MarionMFFL/Roddy Buckets in real life because he went to my highschool
He says we're the same people because
1. We both play Xbox Live
2. We're both Cowboy and Ranger fans
3. We both know MarionMFFL
He listed something somewhat close to that.
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