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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Because Jesus walked a path to salvation that we must all walk if we wish to be saved.

    God allows for Jesus to be tempted by Lucifer so that Jesus would resist that temptation, and defeat Lucifer, thus freeing all of our souls from condemnation should we choose to walk the path of righteousness as Jesus did. Text her that.
    ... so you're saying, what. That Jesus was taking vengeance on Lucifer for tempting him in the desert by going down to after his crucifixion to pound his ass? This makes no sense. What would Jesus accomplish by going to ?

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    My theory was proved correct.

    Joe Chalupa encourages ty takes and posts.
    I see I encouraged you.

    So then you are saying everyone in this thread has ty takes and posts?

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    Yes, and many thought the same of Jesus as well at the time.
    Jesus was never found naked in public, cheated on his wife, or stole a company laptop.

    He also knew the law back and forth.

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Many cannot see the forest for the trees. I see both.


    Brilliant minds have struggled with these philosophical questions for centuries, and yea, all we needed was a poster from Spurstalk to enlighten us. Verily.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    May God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ give you grace and peace.
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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Because Bigzax is talking out of his ass and making baby jesus sad.
    That's pretty much it. He's already admitted to disregarding parts of the Bible because he doesn't like them.

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    Jesus was never found naked in public, cheated on his wife, or stole a company laptop.

    He also knew the law back and forth.

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    I see I encouraged you.

    So then you are saying everyone in this thread has ty takes and posts?
    Nice I'm paper and you're glue reply.

    I'm just saying that you encouraged Zax to suck sax, you're seal of approval is a seal of mediocrity tbqh.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    Our Father is True Love.
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    Yes, and many thought the same of Jesus as well at the time.
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Did you just compare yoruself to Jesus????

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    You even steal my schticks..

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    Probably not, which is why I believe it is written that we will all know the word of God before judgment day.
    but you've made it clear that you don't know the word of god.

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    Probably not, which is why I believe it is written that we will all know the word of God before judgment day.
    Except for all the people who never get to see judgment day

    Yes, I cannot come up with a single reason except for THE reason.
    Which is?

    Give me a good reason why God doesn't condone slavery, and don't just brush my challenge off by saying that Lucifer said it.

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Did you just compare yoruself to Jesus????
    It's okay, being "Christ-like" isn't blasphemous if you don't call it blasphemy.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    I'm ok with that, with one exception. Why would you punish people who didn't have faith with you?
    Satan punishes. God takes out the trash.
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    It's okay, being "Christ-like" isn't blasphemous if you don't call it blasphemy.
    Blasphemy is ok if it's done out of love.. because the Father is love.

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    http://www.evilbible.com/do_not_ignore_ot.htm (Don't whine about the name of the site. If you think it's lying, look up the passages yourself.)

    1) “For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV) Clearly the Old Testament is to be abided by until the end of human existence itself. None other then Jesus said so.

    2) All of the vicious Old Testament laws will be binding forever. "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)

    3) Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

    3b) "All scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching, for refutation, for correction, and for training in righteousness..." (2 Timothy 3:16 NAB)

    3c) "Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God." (2 Peter 20-21 NAB)

    4) Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children according to Old Testament law. Mark.7:9-13 "Whoever curses father or mother shall die" (Mark 7:10 NAB)

    5) Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: “He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” (Matthew 15:4-7)

    6) Jesus has a punishment even worse than his father concerning adultery: God said the act of adultery was punishable by death. Jesus says looking with lust is the same thing and you should gouge your eye out, better a part, than the whole. The punishment under Jesus is an eternity in . (Matthew 5:27)

    7) Peter says that all slaves should “be subject to [their] masters with all fear,” to the bad and cruel as well as the “good and gentle.” This is merely an echo of the same slavery commands in the Old Testament. 1 Peter 2:18

    8) “Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law" (John7:19) and “For the law was given by Moses,..." (John 1:17).

    9) “...the scripture cannot be broken.” --Jesus Christ, John 10:35
    Quotes from the New Testament. I guess they must be inspired by the devil, too.

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    Neither God nor Lucifer would tolerate this stupidity by Zax currently supported by Joe Chalupa.

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    May God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ give you grace and peace.
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    I'm speaking from my heart and I feel Jesus would be happy that I am standing tall.
    Do you also claim to speak for jesus even though you don't know his scripture??

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    Nice I'm paper and you're glue reply.

    I'm just saying that you encouraged Zax to suck sax, you're seal of approval is a seal of mediocrity tbqh.
    Hey, I just post boring takes the rest is not up to me. Then you started posting your mediocre takes but I do give you my seal of approval.

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Parts of the Bible that BigZak likes/agrees with: Word of God
    Parts of the Bible that BigZak doesn't like/doesn't agree with: Word of Satan

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    May God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ give you grace and peace.
    Last edited by bigzak25; 08-19-2010 at 09:08 AM.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Neither God nor Lucifer would tolerate this stupidity by Zax currently supported by Joe Chalupa.
    I support my own beliefs and your continued posting shows your own tolerance and support. Thanks for playing.

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    Hey, I just post boring takes the rest is not up to me. Then you started posting your mediocre takes but I do give you my seal of approval.
    Encouraging a med taking lunatic is quality posting.

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