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I heard he might need his leg amputated because it turns out the knee bruise he got has AIDS that will quickly spread to the rest of his body.
Yes, after 60
Yes, after 70
Yes, after 80
No paralyzed for life
We all know that his season and career are over after that devastating bruised knee injury. Those things just don't come along very often.
Hopefully it doesn't lead to any further complications such as cancer or Alzheimers
I heard he might need his leg amputated because it turns out the knee bruise he got has AIDS that will quickly spread to the rest of his body.
I heard the knee contusion was spreading to his heard obscenely fast and would cause palpitations later in life, and possibly blot clots.
I think a better question is "Will the Cowboys ever win another game this season?"
good question...not the way they're playing.
Sure they will sweetheart!
Life hates Jenkins so much that it skipped HIV and went right to AIDS.
Mike Jenkins knee was hit so hard his wife miscarried their 7 month old fetus and it laid in a pool of it's own placenta for 2 hours before being discovered by a wandering grizzly bear and eaten for lunch. His wife is now completely traumatized at the loss of their would-be first born she now simply mumbles to herself while inserting toothbrushes into her vagina trying to clean her uterine walls of the stink of disease infecting her gaping hole.
He was hit THAT hard.
His knee was bruise was that bad
he was a great ing player.
it hit him so hard on his knee that it jostled his brain in such a way that killed enormous amounts of brain cells. He went soooo crazy and then changed his name to Kenny McKinley and died.
yeah..that was a bit much...
he died this morning of a severe knee-attack
its only the third such case that has ever been reported
the shtick in this thread went downhill really fast.
tbh, this thread was doomed until LOL texans revived it with his comedic gold
will this thread ever be able to walk again?
you just hit this thread in the knee...
Injury report: Mike Jenkins is better
you dont get aids from you bruising legs
blood has to be pass and Jenkins not blled even at all!
exactly.
he was slow to realize "OOOHH THATS what they're doing" and then tried to play along.
HAH!!!
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