Cats Are Better Than Dogs

[phyzik]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are ing stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats ing suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a ing stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and .... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

[phyzik]

All of the people ting on cats would all over a dog personality poster. Dogs are good working animals, but they are whipped. You have to figure a cat out, like you have to figure out a person. That's just a bit too much trouble for some of you borderline asocial types.

I'd argue that when I get a pet, I want a companion. I have never felt that I made any of my dogs "whipped". In fact, I let them be for the most part except to understand my commands. Thats not "whipping" them though, You need to understand dogs.... They CRAVE a pack leader... its in their nature. If you let them run amok THEY will take control... Someone has to be a pack leader.

Its not like cats where you can let them be and pet them when you feel like it.

Ceaser Millan is not just some TV show personality, I have met him, he really does understands dogs. Dogs CRAVE a pack leader. If you dont provide it, they will take it upon themselves. Its nature. to think Dogs are subservant from the get-go is idiotic, you just dont understand dogs.

Pit-bulls where bred to kill many years ago and are mainly maintained by "unscurpulous" people.... That doesnt make the breed bad, it makes the handler bad. It's all in how you act as a pack leader.... If you leave them to their own devices, they will take on a new leader.

I've personally known 4 differnet Pit's that are sweet-hearts.

[Sisk]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are ing stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats ing suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a ing stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and .... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

[ginobili's bald spot]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are ing stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats ing suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a ing stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and .... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

phyzik just all over this thread

[symple19]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are ing stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats ing suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a ing stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and .... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

amen, /thread

[AussieFanKurt]

Cats > Dogs

[leemajors]

cats are for pussies

[lebomb]

Cats are unfeeling, driveling, sneaky assed, shreading the outta ya furniture pieces of . I cant stand cats. When I was younger, I went over to this girls apartment for a blind date, she opened the door and immediately this awful stench of cat piss and from the litter box blasted me across the face. I instantly threw up a little in my mouth, hunched over ........... threw up the duce to that and never looked back. That date was over before it started. Conclusion?............cats suck!!!!! A roadrunner will stomp the out of a cat.

[DisAsTerBot]

Dogs are gross. While cats may have a litterbox, dogs will eat from said litterbox. Dogs are one of very few mammals that will eat feces.

Dogs are dumb. I can train a cat in 5 minutes away from destructive behavior with a water gun. A er spaniel will still pee itself anytime it gets excited even after years of training.

Dogs are high maintenance. i can leave a cat home over the weekend and come home just fine. A dog will be half starved and have destroyed my home.

After years of trying to appreciate dogs I no longer can tolerate them.

Viva le chat!!!

sounds like a crappy dog owner/training tbh

[mrsmaalox]

Cats are unfeeling, driveling, sneaky assed, shreading the outta ya furniture pieces of . I cant stand cats. When I was younger, I went over to this girls apartment for a blind date, she opened the door and immediately this awful stench of cat piss and from the litter box blasted me across the face. I instantly threw up a little in my mouth, hunched over ........... threw up the duce to that and never looked back. That date was over before it started. Conclusion?............cats suck!!!!! A roadrunner will stomp the out of a cat.

Good thing you got out of there; the cat piss and stench say a lot more about the owner than it does about the cat.

[DisAsTerBot]

By op's logic a rock would make the best pet

[lebomb]

Good thing you got out of there; the cat piss and stench say a lot more about the owner than it does about the cat.

.............. yeah, I guess that is also true.

[Sportcamper]

I would like to see a cat jump into an ice cold lake to retrieve your dinner….

[Cry Havoc]

I like cats. But rather have a dog try to protect me than a cat. I seen a cat hiss but thats about it. Dogs will go to the grave for their masters. Dogs are just more loyal from my experience.

Pretty much this.

A dog will die for you.

A dog will ALWAYS be happy to see you home. Literally every time you walk in the door, you will hear a scurry of feet and then a friend greeting you with happiness, tail-wagging the whole way.

I have to laugh when people say cats are better because they are more like humans. That is EXACTLY the reason why dogs are better. Like this planet needs more people full of their selfish drama and "what-have-you-done-for-me-lately" at udes.

A dog that's treated well will almost always be a kind, good, loyal companion. I had a cat when I was younger that I played with constantly. Never hit him, just set solid boundaries for what's acceptable and what isn't, chastised him when he stepped out of those boundaries, and he turned out to be the meanest pet I've ever met.


Dogs > Cats. For the single reason that many dogs are less like people and more selfless, loving creatures than most humans ever will be.

[lebomb]

And cats are sooo in nosy and sneaky. Lil bas s follow you around on the sly. I tested this one time............walked outta the room......the cat acted like it was getting up to stretch its legs...........I looked over my shoulder and the cat was sliding along the edge of the couch trying to see what I was up to. I continued to walk around the corner, and sure enough that little peepin tom bastige poked its head around the corner to see what I was up to. I tossed a cup of water on its damned head....... freakin cats need to mind their own business.

Dogs will just get the up and trot along with you.............cats want you to think they dont give a damn what you are doing, but then you turn around and its glancing at you from around the corner.

[mrsmaalox]

I have dogs and cats (and birds and rats and lizards), but would consider myself a dog person first.

Everything people say about dogs here is true, and with proper training dogs are pretty awesome.

But a properly trained cat can be pretty awesome too. I was resistant to cats for many years because I believed all the negative guff about them. Sure a lot of that stuff is inherent in the cat personality and is exacerbated by people who keep them solely as an easy, no hassle kind of pet. But a kitten can easily be "trained" (socialized) to be affectionate, playful and loyal too----if you want to invest some time. But many cat owners don't; that's why they own cats!

My dogs and cats get along famously; they all lay around the house together and even groom each other. Lots of chasing and wrestling matches too.

My cats are sweet, lovable and come running to greet me alongside the dogs when I get home. If I take my dogs for a walk, the cats follow behind also. They really do want to be part of the family, because we raised them that way.

[CavsSuperFan]

My last two cats were large feral males which I had neutered & tried to domesticate…They absolutely hated me & bit me when I tried to fill their kibble bowl…One of them was so nasty he would catch & mutilate bunnies then leave them at my front door every time I had company…

[Gold Tooth Carl]

No straight dude will prefers cats over dogs. The only pussy that men should ever own is their gf's or wifes.

[ohmwrecker]

You're all a bunch of kooks.

[SpursFanFirst]

I have dogs and cats (and birds and rats and lizards), but would consider myself a dog person first.

Everything people say about dogs here is true, and with proper training dogs are pretty awesome.

But a properly trained cat can be pretty awesome too. I was resistant to cats for many years because I believed all the negative guff about them. Sure a lot of that stuff is inherent in the cat personality and is exacerbated by people who keep them solely as an easy, no hassle kind of pet. But a kitten can easily be "trained" (socialized) to be affectionate, playful and loyal too----if you want to invest some time. But many cat owners don't; that's why they own cats!

My dogs and cats get along famously; they all lay around the house together and even groom each other. Lots of chasing and wrestling matches too.

My cats are sweet, lovable and come running to greet me alongside the dogs when I get home. If I take my dogs for a walk, the cats follow behind also. They really do want to be part of the family, because we raised them that way.

Yep. I have 2 awesome cats. Duncan kind of does his own thing, but he doesn't cause any trouble around the house. Admiral is the sweetest cat I've ever had in my life, hands down. He is a snuggle bug from the word go, and he LOVES to play fetch.

They require so little, but they give so much in return...and they are both always waiting at the door for me when I come in.

And cats aren't dumb. You can teach a cat what you teach a dog. It's just that most people are too lazy.

I love dogs too, but, in my home, I prefer cats. They're quiet, clean, and don't stink (provided you keep their box clean. Is that asking too much?). And when I get home at midnight, I don't have to take them out to do their business in the snow.

To each his own...

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Ahh yes the machismo thing in all its glory.

Just curious: how many of you saying that cat lovers are gay also contend that women are all mean es that are only after your money?

[AnthonyM]

Dogs are gross. While cats may have a litterbox, dogs will eat from said litterbox. Dogs are one of very few mammals that will eat feces.

Pretty sure you're confusing sniffing with eating. Not to mention cats are just as dirty, if not more, since they use their tongues to clean themselves and also put birds, rats, etc. in their mouths.

Dogs are dumb. I can train a cat in 5 minutes away from destructive behavior with a water gun. A er spaniel will still pee itself anytime it gets excited even after years of training.

You obviously won't be able to train a dog if your idea/time put into "training" a cat is squirting them with a water gun. And I don't think I've ever seen a dog pee itself over excitement...

Dogs are high maintenance. i can leave a cat home over the weekend and come home just fine. A dog will be half starved and have destroyed my home.

This doesn't make sense. If you leave a cat at home, if they can get outside they're just going to walk around the neighborhood eating other people's cat food that happens to be out. Or a bird or a mouse. If you leave a cat inside the house for a weekend they're going to scratch or tear up your furniture or something looking for food.

Dogs don't have the luxury of climbing fences if you leave them outside, so of course they'll be starving when you come back. If you leave them inside, you'd be re ed and of course they'll have shat and pissed all over your home since you left them no food, or anyway to get out to go to the restroom. Pretty stupid comparison.

You also sound like a ty owner.

[z0sa]

I can't believe how many people think dogs don't eat feces.

[Fpoonsie]

I like cats, but granted, a lot of that has to do w/ what many in here have already touched on: I wanted a low-maintenance pet.

I'm getting a puppy in a week, and I suppose that leads me to another question: Are there dogs that men aren't allowed to have, unless they're " s"?

[AnthonyM]

I can't believe how many people think dogs don't eat feces.

There's been like two people that have mentioned that in the thread.

And, I never said I don't think dogs eat feces. But people who confuse dogs smelling feces, for automatically eating feces for pleasure, are re ed.

If you had a dog that would regularly eat feces, you probably didn't feed him enough.

And they're animals who cares if they do. Cats lick their assholes and vaginas all the time. Especially when they're in heat, so they're licking all their vagina juice and yet, people think they're cleaner than dogs.