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    1. Latarian Milton

    edit: don't move this thread as long as findog's thread stays.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    2. Culburn369

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    3. Findog reporting for duty. Celibate for about a week and a half now.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    I've been celibate since March of 2008 when I knocked off my last piece of Katie-girl in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    Signing here.. i plan to stay celibate for at least 2 yrs hoping to land an internship in D.C. and then make money.

    Then i'll comeback to the game way later like in my late 30's and sucker in a 19 yr old curvacious latina who will suck my , cook me steak, and get the out of the way when i need to work on my model boats.

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    i never had no gf and never will. i've got girls flirting to me since as early as my middle school and i declined all of them, because i know i was born to be a celibate and i will be celibate all my life.

    i look pretty good to be quite frank and i was a smart student with good marks back then. I had a lot of friends to talk with, to play hoodrat stuffs with, but i was forced to pretend like an autistic introvert at times to back off the flirting females... and finally i got myself proselytized into a real introvert somehow.

    maybe i should have accepted their loves, and i would have been a real macdaddy easily... i could have a decent life, living joyfully in a comfortable house with wife and kids... but that's not the life i want tbh. I purposely ed up my life just to be a celibate. I don't blame no female, it's the natural cost for being such an infidel.

    i never regret what i did, tbh, and never will.

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    4. Issac Newton

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    White Mormon Pride The TroutBum's Avatar
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    I have so many es/wives, it's really impossible for me. Good luck though, s.

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    Celibate since 2 hours ago

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    Veteran Halberto's Avatar
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    celibate as in abstaining from sex, or as in refusing to get married?

    I don't think I'll ever get married. I will never trust a woman, even myself, to remain loyal.

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    Blow hole! dickface's Avatar
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    Believe. Gold Tooth Carl's Avatar
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    The Whole state of Utah signing in

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    Dryer than Kunta's ankles Ashy Larry's Avatar
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    Does celibate mean no masturbation ??? If so, then I'll start being celibate in about 20 minutes ........

    gotta go through the Gianna Michaels and Olivia O'lovely porn stash .......

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    ....I always use The Princess doin' housework in a shorty nightgown.

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    Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro Muser's Avatar
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    Does celibate mean no masturbation ??? If so, then I'll start being celibate in about 20 minutes ........

    gotta go through the Gianna Michaels and Olivia O'lovely porn stash .......
    Gianna is a beast.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    I que up the scene in "Chloe" where the Siegfried girl is making out with the Moore woman.

    Lord.

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    Dryer than Kunta's ankles Ashy Larry's Avatar
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    Gianna is a beast.

    that chick doesn't play ........

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    Celibate since July but for some reason but indifferent about it due to my medication. Kinda weird, meh it'll come back

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Celibate since July but for some reason but indifferent about it due to my medication. Kinda weird, meh it'll come back
    What if it doesn't?

    That peanut butter shot the Marines use ain't foolproof.

    tee, hee.

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