Todd Phillips or Judd Apatow

[monosylab1k]

No . I'm almost certain that at least half the responses I get here are from people who didn't read my post, but just saw my avatar and instinctively hit "quote."

Oh noes! CuckingFunt said something. I gotta call her a dude. Or a know-it-all. Or a hipster. Immediately!

oh my. someone's got teh asshurt.

[CuckingFunt]

oh my. someone's got teh asshurt.

Ah, yes. That ol' chestnut. Impossible to refute without seeming to prove the accusation true.

S'ok though, mono. You can think whatever you want about me if it makes you happy. I don't mind.

[Kenny Powers]

S'ok though, mono. You can think whatever you want about me if it makes you happy. I don't mind.

All right, so let me get this straight. I'm gonna pay for a blow job and I gotta pay for a goddamn hotel room too? That just seems like I'm paying too much money for nothing. I'm not like in' Ghazi. I got a house. We can just do the blow job over here. And can I wear the Scream mask, the mask from Scream, when I do you from behind?