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  1. #51
    ... Johnny Tightlips's Avatar
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    i cant help it...i have a small bladder...its genetic.
    i ain't sayin' nothin'

  2. #52
    So Let Me Have My Sanity... Sonia_TX's Avatar
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    Are those words to live by?

  3. #53
    ... Johnny Tightlips's Avatar
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    I say alotta things.

  4. #54
    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    i ain't sayin' nothin'

    isnt that a pornstars name?

  5. #55
    ... Johnny Tightlips's Avatar
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    Go suck a lemon.

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    Johnny, where did they shoot you?!?

  7. #57
    ... Johnny Tightlips's Avatar
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    Nobody shot me.

  8. #58
    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    damn, you messed it up, I was setting you up. In one of the episodes there is a shootout and he gets shot. His friends ask him where he got shot and he responds with "I aint tellin you nuthin."

    P.S. To "the sone" good eye, that would make a good pornstar name.

  10. #60
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    hmmm only prob is he would have to spell johnny with an ie or he would have to be a gay porn star...hmmm where is gay abc when you need him?

  11. #61
    ... Johnny Tightlips's Avatar
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    Who says I got a mother?

  12. #62
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    entry = Johnny Tightlips
    noun.

    definition:
    A member of the Mafia and associate of Fat Tony. He says very little, which spares him from accusations of being a "squealer," but his reticence tends to be unhelpful to himself or others.

    examples:
    Fat Tony: Did you have a nice flight Johnny Tightlips?
    Johnny: I ain't sayin' nothin'
    Fat Tony: I understand. How is your mother?
    Johnny: Oh, hey, who says I have a mother?

    Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter?
    Johnny: I see a lot of things.
    Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.

    Louie: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?
    Johnny: I ain't sayin nothin.
    Louie: But, what do I tell the doctor?
    Johnny: Tell him to suck a lemon.

    note:
    Johnny Tightlips is a reference to Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg who was shot down at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and replied "Nobody shot me" while dying.

  13. #63
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    hmmm only prob is he would have to spell johnny with an ie or he would have to be a gay porn star...hmmm where is gay abc when you need him?

    I thought of the same thing but couldnt think of a way to reconcile the male first name without changing it completely. So I just ignored it and hoped no one would notice. Changing the spelling could work too. Check out the big brain on the sone.

  14. #64
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    hey its a huge brain...get it right...

  15. #65
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    crap that was a pulp fiction refrence and i missed it...

  16. #66
    So Let Me Have My Sanity... Sonia_TX's Avatar
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    Not to change the subject of your little man talk...but my friend Jamie calls me Sone or Sones...haha.

    Ok... go back to the man stuff.

  17. #67
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    now your just arguing semantics. Just because we issued you a man card doesnt mean that you have to argue the difference between big and huge (or "a good size") as heatedly as we do.

  18. #68
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    Oh BTW, I am glad you finally got the reference too.

  19. #69
    So Let Me Have My Sanity... Sonia_TX's Avatar
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    Drachen, so you're the one that is loose with issuing the man card. Take his away!

  20. #70
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    now your just arguing semantics. Just because we issued you a man card doesnt mean that you have to argue the difference between big and huge (or "a good size") as heatedly as we do.

    quit makin me pee dammit...arg...

  21. #71
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    my man card is attached, dont try to go lorena bobbit on me.

  22. #72
    So Let Me Have My Sanity... Sonia_TX's Avatar
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    Not YOUR man card. lol

  23. #73
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    Oh thank god, I was getting scared that I had started running with a bad crowd in here. That always seems to happen. They always seem so wholesome when they talk about peeing a little, then BAM! They show their true colors.

  24. #74
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    my man card is attached, dont try to go lorena bobbit on me.

    hey if youre gonna call that a card then i have a rolodex......

  25. #75
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    ^^its this big...said the elephant.

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