sons lol at these Kobe jokes

[BRHornet45]

lolz lolz lolz



Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.



Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.



Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.

[Ghazi]

lol Shante

[Fpoonsie]

2/10

I've heard funnier off-the-cuff comments in the "All Kobe, All the Time" thread...

[BRHornet45]

lol Shante

lol ...

[024]

6 out of 24 people will laugh at these jokes.

[WeNeedLength]

These jokes are old as .

I'll throw you a bone though...

Kobe Bryant posed for the Los Angeles Times Magazine wearing an all white wardrobe. It was a risky decision because the last time he was seen in something white he was accused of rape.

[IronMexican]

BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".

[Giuseppe]

[ezau]

BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".

[LnGrrrR]

BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".

*groan*

[WeNeedLength]

BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".

[IronMexican]

It's a copypasta. Just replaced the names, lol.

[TheMACHINE]

so who farted?

[ezau]

You Thom Yorke-lovin, you!

[007nites]

lol

[IronMexican]

Lol, the original contained Thom Yorke, and some other famous musicians.

[Hemotivo]

6 out of 24 people will laugh at these jokes.

BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".

[Killakobe81]

Come on BR Hornet you're better than that!

the 6 out of 24 laughed ...was pretty good though ...

[DJB]

BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".

Foul.

[LnGrrrR]

Lebron is walking on the beach one day, and he stumbles over a lamp. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I can grant you one wish." Lebron says, "Well, more than anything, I want to be a multiple champion, I want to get at least 3 rings."

The genie says, "Even with all my powers, even I can't do that. Is there something else you could wish for?"

Lebron thinks about it and says, "Could you make me a better person? Someone who's less of a bag?"

The genie looks at him and says, "You know what, let me look at that first wish you made... I think the Heat can clear some max contract space for you..."

[Killakobe81]

Lebron is walking on the beach one day, and he stumbles over a lamp. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I can grant you one wish." Lebron says, "Well, more than anything, I want to be a multiple champion, I want to get at least 3 rings."

The genie says, "Even with all my powers, even I can't do that. Is there something else you could wish for?"

Lebron thinks about it and says, "Could you make me a better person? Someone who's less of a bag?"

The genie looks at him and says, "You know what, let me look at that first wish you made... I think the Heat can clear some max contract space for you..."

LOL .
Insert the harlem post: "I dont get why people don't like Lebron, he didnt rape anybody ...and the chosen one tatoo, and speaking in third person ...he does THAT FOR THE KIDS!!!

[NRHector]

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