first you need to suck off the bench...then go back and suck off the ball boys...then suck off all the fans sitting courtside...next suck off the trainers...then suck off the people working the concession stands...next go back track and suck off all the male members of the Heat coaching staff...then suck of Pat Riley...then suck off the security guards....next suck off the starting 5 except Lebron...once you've sucked off the starting 4 then suck off Micky Arison in his private suite for bout 2 hrs straight...then Suck off Stern....then suck off the play by play guys in Miami....then suck off all the fans sitting in the first 10 rows...go outside and suck off the parking lot attendant....now your ready to suck off Koolaid man for telling you bout all the people you can suck first...next get your stomach pumped to remove all that ....sip a glass of Merlot...and once you've done that then Lebron's "bad ass" should be there for the taking....
Knock yourself out Heat fan...