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    da heat takin ova
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    If u s dont know rick ross has a heart as big as his swag! Dhus the official "rick ross help the gots" foundation yearly provides a free do entary of one exclusive life impaired scrub.

    This year this award goes to 17 time world champ wit the lakers, ex marine sharpshooter and olympic wheelchair bball champ and mvp. Let's give a warm welcome to cobbler!

    Thus da foundation wants to promote da event and what betta place than on spurstalk?

    We start our docudrama wit sayin he was born in a scrub ass family in da gutta so he has no pictures until he came back from 'nam.

    Here he is emergin victorious in da name of the what's best for the modern world, us and jesus christ.


    Soon afta da war he continued to exhibit his inhuman athletic ability by being da mvp 4 da us in da basketball olympics and by being the only wheelchair balla dat broke a backboard ingame. Here is the commemoratory picture:


    The lakers saw the potential and got him in da first round wit da first pick next year, the archive got a picture of him in practice, here throwin a full court bounce pass through the wheelchair legs twice.


    After bulking up in his prime he became the lakers center and pg being a constant mismatch on da floor, s called him magic never havin seen a playa wit such size handles and hops.

    His no 30 is retired by 2 teams even tho cobbler only played for the purple and gold


    After his second retirement he became a key member for the lakers oftenly providin a spark of da bench and a great laka ambassador.




    When he is not teaching bynum the nuances of the bench game, cobbler loves givin quality posts on spurstalk to share wit da younga lil s his vast knowledge ov da game.
    Here is cobbler posting as his alter ego on spurtalk:



    Da rick ross foundation want to give thank to cobbler's wife who made this do entary possible keepin cobbler happy:

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    NB:lol Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_ Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fa kers_ 21_Blessings's Avatar
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    Weak. Try hard much?

    You're also 100% white. Don't act like you're fooling anybody.

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    Money and Hoes... Double-Up's Avatar
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    lol BUMP viewing with his pinked got ass...

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    lol BUMP viewing with his pinked got ass...

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    da heat takin ova
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    Weak. Try hard much?

    You're also 100% white. Don't act like you're fooling anybody.
    son there's a scrub-of-the-year award for you too, just wait till you get more accomplished and we'll award ur pussy ass too.

    I'm as black as your brains is brown and since u is such a poster with a take it in the ass mentality talking outta yo ty azz cuz ur brains is full of i guess im quite the for pointing this out to you you . Gtfo wit this bool , u mad cuz ur not even the scrub of the year got.

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    da heat takin ova
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    why u pinked to the tree of woe?

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    why u pinked to the tree of woe?
    You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.

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    da heat takin ova
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    You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.
    son im not into cuckold gay thangs but im pleased if i eva get scared when watchin stacks fall dat a be there to hold my hand. But it dont matta no.. we gon fight for ur right fo freedom.

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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    son there's a scrub-of-the-year award for you too, just wait till you get more accomplished and we'll award ur pussy ass too.

    I'm as black as your brains is brown and since u is such a poster with a take it in the ass mentality talking outta yo ty azz cuz ur brains is full of i guess im quite the for pointing this out to you you . Gtfo wit this bool , u mad cuz ur not even the scrub of the year got.

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    Class S Pirata KapitanTutan's Avatar
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    i heard cobbler's an asshole

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    TD since 97 ezau's Avatar
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    ing thread of the year

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    da heat takin ova
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    dis cobbla not gettin attention even in his own thread .. now u know u gotta suck mightily 2 be dis bad.

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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    the rickross poster is funny just because for some reason when I read his posts I picture the actual Rick Ross saying what he's saying.

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    This is in poor taste Ricky. Cobbler doesnt deserve this. NO sir, not at all.

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