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Apparantly amoung others, David Stern is behind the move of the Sacramento Kings to the Anaheim area. Neighbors in an Orange County upscale gated community have been complaing of large numbers of sexual men wearing burquas and mascara arriving and leaving at all hours of the night from a house. The home reportedly belongs to "a major NBA star." The neighbors said men arrive in Mercedes Benzs and other cars usually not until after 11pm wearing femenine clothing, often purple and golden and makeup. Loud talking about who "slobbered Kobes knob" has also been reported along with pillow fights in the street.
"The NBA is committed to working out a peaceful arrangement with our Orange County neighbors" said Stern. "To the extent Kobe Bryant can be allowed to maintain his lifestyle choices, and the fact that a closer proximity to his home would allow sooner starts and hopefully finishes to his burqua parties is compatable with my policies as commissioner."
The Maloofs have reportedly been offered an undisclosed yet "huge" payment but have drawn the line at whether or not to allow burqua and mascara wearing males into the Laker locker rooms at the Anaheim arena. ACLU lawyers are working with Bryants lawyers to sue if not allowed.
Andrea Kosh, MSNBC News.
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The Magoofs have been driftin' in the winds ever since CWEBB lost track of Horry, and Robert made him put his top rung on the curb..........
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MSNBC reporters suck at grammar and spelling.
I am at a loss...I'll never get back the 4 seconds it took me to look at this thread.
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I'd give it a 10.
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