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  1. #26
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    Creepy Tow Truck Driver

    The day before yesterday I had to go with this tow truck driver to pick up my car in Katy, TX. it got stuck there after the whole hurricane rita fiasco..

    anyway, I was only gonna give him the keys and let him get it himself but he insisted on me going with him. the ride was, well, fairly awkward. he kept asking me about my love life. then he told me a story he heard on the radio about lesbians and how they had sex with their dog and when the dog went and screwed the neighbors dog, one of the lesbians killed it out of jealously. of course he got alot more into detail about it than I just did.

    W. T. F. ??

    oh yeah and he didnt use the word "sex" really, he preferred "F***". classy. After we got my car he stopped at a store and got me a drink then as we were passing restaurants he asked if i was hungry. uh no way am i going to go eat with you, buddy. ew

    ladies share your experiences with creepy men.. I've got a ton of them. :vomit
    DAMN!!! I'd be scared out of my mind!!!!

    Every girl should have pepper spray in their purse... which reminds me... I need one!

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    You should have pepper spray and/or know some type of self defense. When I lived alone in L.A. I had a gun. But since I've been married and have lived in San Antonio, I don't go anywhere alone, so I don't need it here.

    There's a lot of creeps in the world, male and female, be smart.

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    You should have pepper spray and/or know some type of self defense. When I lived alone in L.A. I had a gun. But since I've been married and have lived in San Antonio, I don't go anywhere alone, so I don't need it here.

    There's a lot of creeps in the world, male and female, be smart.

    you had a gun??

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    Yeah, I've known how to shoot a gun since I was 10 or something.

    It's no big deal.

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    Yeah, I've know how to shoot a gun since I was 10 or something.

    It's no big deal.
    cool.

    i like to go hunting with my dad. and kill the deer.

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    :vomit :vomit :vomit lol
    Atleast he didn't do anything and you got your car back

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    I was on the phone about 10 years ago with my GF back then. She was at payphone near medical on Wuzback at a stop & go. She started screaming and I just heard the phone drop... anyway scared the out of me. A guy had stolen her purse. The idiot locked her outside the store (he came out and locked the door even though she was screaming to get in)..

    Ok so a gun would not of helped just saying.. when you least expect it. They never found her purse or perp. But I just said hang up and call the police then I hauled ass like 100mph down there ...

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    pepper spray, or those retractable beaters would help those are freaking very very powerful even coming from a girls swing

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    , or those retractable beaters would help those are freaking very very powerful even coming from a girls swing
    how do you know??

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    My brother in law was an mp, he had one i hit myself on accident that hurt...really bad...i thought i broke my elbow bone

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    I don't think you can carry a baton.. maybe a lady could get away with it.. Even CHL prohibits other weapons. I could be wrong but I would double check before packing an expanding baton. At home and car maybe.. out on your person walking around... hum I don't know.

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    That hurts, i barely tapped my elbow with it and i swear i thought my elbow bone was broken, i was freaking out.....i couldnt stop laughing.....

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    My brother in law was an mp, he had one i hit myself on accident that hurt...really bad...i thought i broke my elbow bone

    well that was funny.

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    That hurts, i barely tapped my elbow with it and i swear i thought my elbow bone was broken, i was freaking out.....i couldnt stop laughing.....
    does it hurt like the shots the dentist gives you?

    i hate those damn things & my dentist too.

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    I was on the phone about 10 years ago with my GF back then. She was at payphone near medical on Wuzback at a stop & go. She started screaming and I just heard the phone drop... anyway scared the out of me. A guy had stolen her purse. The idiot locked her outside the store (he came out and locked the door even though she was screaming to get in)..

    Ok so a gun would not of helped just saying.. when you least expect it. They never found her purse or perp. But I just said hang up and call the police then I hauled ass like 100mph down there ...
    The store's owner??!! What an A-hole!!!!

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    Uh no it hurts like someone just took a baseball bat and swung it full strength to your arm, and that was just a little tap

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    Uh no it hurts like someone just took a baseball bat and swung it full strength to your arm, and that was just a little tap
    try falling 8 stairs down and falling flat on your face.
    i think i broke my nose

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    lol at school?

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    yeah and some thing else embrassing happend too.

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    You pooped yourself?

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    You pooped yourself?
    no!!

    i was wearing a skirt and it went up on my trip to the floor

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    h a ha ha ha ha please tell me this happened when people could see it?

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    h a ha ha ha ha please tell me this happened when people could see it?
    yes and my teachers too.

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    ha ha ha ha i know they laughed i know i would have laughed...lol please dont tell me you were wearing a thong either cause you shouldnt be doing that

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    ha ha ha ha i know they laughed i know i would have laughed...lol please dont tell me you were wearing a thong either cause you shouldnt be doing that
    no i don't wear a thongs, my dad would give me the ass whooping of my life.

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